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A Texas cowboy walked into a bar in Wyoming...

Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:25 am
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:25 am
One For Each of My Brothers

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walked into a bar and ordered three mugs of Bud. He sat in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished them, he came back to the bar and ordered three more.

The bartender approached and told the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replied, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admitted that this was a nice custom, and left it there.

The cowboy became a regular in the bar, and always drank the same way. He ordered three mugs and drank them in turn.

One day, he came in and only ordered two mugs. All the regulars took notice and fell silent. When he came back to the bar for the second round, the bartender said, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looked quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawned in his eyes and he laughed.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explained. "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:27 am to
2.5/10
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:28 am to
As a southern Baptist myself


Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted by themunch
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:28 am to
Made me laugh, so thanks for sharing.

Posted by Displaced
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:29 am to
I like it.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:30 am to
A little long but I thought it was pretty good.

Q: Why do you always take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

A: If you only take one he'll drink all of your beer.
Posted by Snoopy04
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:31 am to
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:32 am to
Posted by LordSaintly
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:33 am to


Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:50 am to
Upvote
Posted by LSUGrad9295
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

A little long but I thought it was pretty good.


Definitely what she said...
Posted by foshizzle
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Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:15 pm to
Good if you haven't heard it before. Upvote.

The way I heard it involved a soldier coming off rotation in Iraq. Makes it very logical for him to start drinking two.
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:18 pm to
If one brother has 1 alcoholic drink a day to thin his blood so his scalp can have blood flow better so he will not go bald, and another brother prays every day not to go bald.

Who will go bald? first one only, second one only, or both, or neither
This post was edited on 1/9/18 at 12:20 pm
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:25 pm to
Good one
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas,


Smart move
This post was edited on 1/9/18 at 12:30 pm
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