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A man lost his arm at work.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:05 pm
Devastated,he tells the doctor he needs a new arm.
“Doc, I got to get a new arm. My golf game is really struggling.”
The doctor responds,”listen, I’m sorry but the waiting list is too long. The chance of you ever getting a man’s arm again is is slim.”
“Doc,” the man responds,”that is unacceptable. I need an arm.”
The doctor says, “I do have the arm of a woman.”
The man says “well Doc, if I have no choice, I’ll take it.”
The doctors does the surgery and leaves. He sees the man a few months later.
“How’s the arm treating you?” The doctor asks.
“Oh, my golf game has never been better.”
“That’s good” the doctor says.
“Doc, you have to help me out. I’m desperate.”
“What’s the problem?” the doctor says.
“Since I got this arm, every time I get an erection, I get a headache.”
“Doc, I got to get a new arm. My golf game is really struggling.”
The doctor responds,”listen, I’m sorry but the waiting list is too long. The chance of you ever getting a man’s arm again is is slim.”
“Doc,” the man responds,”that is unacceptable. I need an arm.”
The doctor says, “I do have the arm of a woman.”
The man says “well Doc, if I have no choice, I’ll take it.”
The doctors does the surgery and leaves. He sees the man a few months later.
“How’s the arm treating you?” The doctor asks.
“Oh, my golf game has never been better.”
“That’s good” the doctor says.
“Doc, you have to help me out. I’m desperate.”
“What’s the problem?” the doctor says.
“Since I got this arm, every time I get an erection, I get a headache.”
This post was edited on 3/30/18 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:06 pm to athenslife101
Oh because women get headaches when men want sex. I get it.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:07 pm to JG77056
Uber driver told me that joke. I chuckled.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:12 pm to athenslife101
Man comes in the doctors office missing an arm and a leg. The doc says I have good news and bad news.
I can fix it, but it will cost you and arm and leg!
I can fix it, but it will cost you and arm and leg!
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:17 pm to athenslife101
Jesus walked in a bar and touched s blind man. Healed and he could see. Touched a crippled, and he could walk.
Jesus turned to Boudreaux, who recoiled and yelled, “Don’t touch me Jesus! I’m drawing $1200 a month in disability.”
Jesus turned to Boudreaux, who recoiled and yelled, “Don’t touch me Jesus! I’m drawing $1200 a month in disability.”
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:26 pm to athenslife101
I can’t believe you thought this post worthy. I gotta hand it to you.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:33 pm to athenslife101
1952 called and requests you give proper credit for their joke.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:39 pm to Bullfrog
You guys are fricking miserable.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:47 pm to athenslife101
I’ve read some lame shite in my days but this shite...damn.
Posted on 3/30/18 at 11:02 pm to Twenty 49
Ha that was a good one, salvaged the thread
Posted on 3/31/18 at 4:12 am to athenslife101
Ill allow it. We need more kinda shitty but somewhat funny joke threads. Im still laughing at the pasta joke.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:47 am to athenslife101
Don't turn into DavidtheGnome now that you have more time on your hands.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 9:12 am to Mingo Was His NameO
I figured the punch line was gonna be about fapping with the lady hand
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:01 am to Revelator
quote:
Man comes in the doctors office missing an arm and a leg. The doc says I have good news and bad news. I can fix it, but it will cost you and arm and leg!
What d'ya call a guy with no arms, no legs at your front door???
Matt... Get it???
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:10 am to RichJ
quote:
What d'ya call a guy with no arms, no legs in a swimming pool???
Bob
Posted on 3/31/18 at 12:20 pm to athenslife101
For fricks sake. This board has gone to total shite since LucasP martyred himself.
These retarded joke threads have to stop.
These retarded joke threads have to stop.
Posted on 3/31/18 at 12:32 pm to athenslife101
That joke would have been great on November 11th, 1918.
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