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A man lost his arm at work.

Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:05 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20650 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:05 pm
Devastated,he tells the doctor he needs a new arm.

“Doc, I got to get a new arm. My golf game is really struggling.”

The doctor responds,”listen, I’m sorry but the waiting list is too long. The chance of you ever getting a man’s arm again is is slim.”

“Doc,” the man responds,”that is unacceptable. I need an arm.”

The doctor says, “I do have the arm of a woman.”

The man says “well Doc, if I have no choice, I’ll take it.”
The doctors does the surgery and leaves. He sees the man a few months later.

“How’s the arm treating you?” The doctor asks.

“Oh, my golf game has never been better.”

“That’s good” the doctor says.

“Doc, you have to help me out. I’m desperate.”

“What’s the problem?” the doctor says.

“Since I got this arm, every time I get an erection, I get a headache.”
This post was edited on 3/30/18 at 10:06 pm
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:06 pm to
Oh because women get headaches when men want sex. I get it.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20650 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:07 pm to
Uber driver told me that joke. I chuckled.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:10 pm to
4/10

Not bad
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62302 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:12 pm to
Man comes in the doctors office missing an arm and a leg. The doc says I have good news and bad news.
I can fix it, but it will cost you and arm and leg!
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21529 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:17 pm to
Jesus walked in a bar and touched s blind man. Healed and he could see. Touched a crippled, and he could walk.

Jesus turned to Boudreaux, who recoiled and yelled, “Don’t touch me Jesus! I’m drawing $1200 a month in disability.”
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61811 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:26 pm to

I can’t believe you thought this post worthy. I gotta hand it to you.
Posted by Minnesota Tiger
Member since Oct 2005
4414 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:33 pm to
1952 called and requests you give proper credit for their joke.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
14x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
50634 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:39 pm to
You guys are fricking miserable.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26446 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 10:47 pm to
I’ve read some lame shite in my days but this shite...damn.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48131 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 11:02 pm to
Ha that was a good one, salvaged the thread
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 3/30/18 at 11:34 pm to
shite is weak baw
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8050 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 4:12 am to
Ill allow it. We need more kinda shitty but somewhat funny joke threads. Im still laughing at the pasta joke.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37542 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 6:47 am to
Don't turn into DavidtheGnome now that you have more time on your hands.
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 9:12 am to
I figured the punch line was gonna be about fapping with the lady hand
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6156 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Man comes in the doctors office missing an arm and a leg. The doc says I have good news and bad news. I can fix it, but it will cost you and arm and leg!


What d'ya call a guy with no arms, no legs at your front door???











Matt... Get it???
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:10 am to
quote:

What d'ya call a guy with no arms, no legs in a swimming pool???



Bob
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36421 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 12:20 pm to
For fricks sake. This board has gone to total shite since LucasP martyred himself.

These retarded joke threads have to stop.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76175 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 12:32 pm to
That joke would have been great on November 11th, 1918.
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