A lesson to you young guns about women

I was in communication with a young broad awhile back and everything was going smoothly up until day we got to talking about "Dat Cat", "Big Slurpie", "Carpet Cleaning", "Forest Whitaker", etc...

We texted back and forth for days and talked on the phone a bit. As I said, everything was going smooth up until I told her I did not "Mop Floors". I relayed to her that mouth cancer is correlated directly with this oral directive. She vented and was frustrated demanding logic. "Why do you use a cell phone"? Well I have to in todays age. I dont have to "carpet bomb".

She never texted back or called since this conversation.

Let this be a lesson to you young men: if you arent willing to put those mouth muscles to use she will find someone who will.

I was warned about this years ago as a young lad unloading tractor trailers at UPS. A man named Dave shared this information and I scoffed.

Learn to "clean your plate" if you wish to have dessert later.

My only warning.


Carry on.