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A few rules to make your Sonic visit more pleasurable

Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:55 pm
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:55 pm
1. The drive thru is for DRINKS only!! I don't want to sit behind your fatass waiting on my drink for 15min while they fix you a super sonic bacon cheeseburger with sonic size fries and your shite spawn a couple chicken strip dinners!! Go to a F'n stall with that order!!
2. To the Sonic employees of the OT, DO NOT fill my drink so full that when I put a straw in I have a F'n mess running down the side of my cup!
3. All baws and bawette's can only throw hands at Sonic during happy hour for maximum chances to be on WorldStar.

Ahhhhh it feels nice to vent sometimes....

Feel free to add any ideas to the list..
Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17694 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:56 pm to
bro if I want some god damn mozzarella sticks you will wait and you will like it. Or you can check my knuckles.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10377 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:56 pm to
God this place has cratered
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36113 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:57 pm to
1) WRONG, if it's for drinks only, why have food items on it
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63260 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:57 pm to
What kind of loser goes to Sonic and doesn't even order jalapeno poppers?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134846 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:57 pm to
If you work at Sonic, don't expect a tip from me for running my food outside
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6044 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:58 pm to
Also.. Don't be a cheap arse and not tip in the stall.
This post was edited on 5/30/17 at 8:00 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35476 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

If you work at Sonic, don't expect a tip from me for running my food outside

Should be rule #1.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97632 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

1. The drive thru is for DRINKS only!! I don't want to sit behind your fatass waiting on my drink for 15min while they fix you a super sonic bacon cheeseburger with sonic size fries and your shite spawn a couple chicken strip dinners!! Go to a F'n stall with that order!!


No
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:02 pm to
I once worked at sonic for 12 days while I was just out of rehab and my neon green shirt attracted hummingbirds.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59611 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:02 pm to
How bout you go frick yourself
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57469 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:03 pm to
What a sad vent
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:03 pm to
Sonics are typically found in poor and uneducated portions of the country. Where I live, we have "super happy fun outside food place", it's much nicer.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20863 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:03 pm to
Every day we stray farther from God's light.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134846 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Where I live, we have "super happy fun outside food place",

The dumpster behind Pizza Hut?
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:06 pm to
Hey bruh, you're gonna wait till I get my freakin' ice cream.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25441 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:10 pm to
Rule #4. Meet me at sonic
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

bro if I want some god damn mozzarella sticks you will wait and you will like it. Or you can check my knuckles.

Sterlington Sonic in 30 minutes breh... I will end all your pain.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48836 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:11 pm to
quote:



What kind of loser goes to Sonic

Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
4982 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 8:12 pm to
Why do people like sonics drinks? They put way too much ice.
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