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A couple of turtles going at it.

Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:25 am
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:25 am
We took our 3 year old to a Halloween event, only to be welcome by these turtles
My reaction vs wife&crowd



I like turtles

Posted by LZ83
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:26 am to
I approve this message.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79746 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:26 am to
quote:

A couple of turtles going at it


and I clicked on it
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 11:27 am
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15615 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:27 am to
#MeToo

-the female turtle
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 11:29 am
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:30 am to
ahh, the don't move move.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13055 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:34 am to
Speedy's Big O

It happens.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33752 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:36 am to
that was the most boring sex scene ever. what did you react to?


Posted by Doldil
The Ham
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:39 am to
was that parrot singing?
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5162 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Speedy's Big O

It happens


Turtle needs to be renamed to Peter North
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32641 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:54 am to
"NSFW", a-hole.
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:55 am to
In






























Out






























In
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:58 am to
quote:

was that parrot singing?

Gotta set the mood somehow baw. Those turtles live for 100+ years. She ain't giving it up "just because" anymore
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85574 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:59 am to
I think turtles and tortoises frick a lot. I saw some fricking at the Richmond zoo a few years ago and saw some fricking at the Audubon zoo a couple months ago. And I couldn’t tell which one, but one of them was loud. Loud grunting noises from a tortoise having sex which could be heard from the top of monkey hill.
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 12:00 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96257 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 11:59 am to
quote:

"NSFW", a-hole.


That's specific. Hell, I think all of it was NSFW.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96257 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

Loud grunting noises from a tortoise having sex which could be heard from the top of monkey hill.



Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 12:16 pm to
Her shell is too big.

IWNHI
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 12:50 pm to
I like how when he finishes he pushes her away like gtfo bitch here's your cab money
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4119 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 12:55 pm to
I wish I could last 15 minutes.
Posted by WHS
walker LA.
Member since Feb 2006
3533 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

A couple of turtles going at it


First of all those are sulcatas which is an African tortoise . They were not "doing it" but rather being aggressive to show dominance.

My wife and I have African leopard tortoises which are smaller than the Sulcatas, but are very similar.

You would have seen his "you know what" if they were doing it.



A tortoise lives on land and a turtle lives in the water. A terrapin lives in both.
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 2:21 pm
Posted by lsuroadie
South LA
Member since Oct 2007
8456 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 2:22 pm to
the camera guy has no future in porn

can't hold the f'in camera in one place
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