re: A Bee Sting to the Penis Can Enlarge Your Penis Permanently

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A Bee Sting to the Penis Can Enlarge Your Penis Permanently

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Even if you're Ecuadorian?

Might need to do this after having Covid

Reminds me of an old joke:

A traveling salesman drove into a small town one afternoon having to pee really bad. He goes behind a building and pees into the shrubbery. Unfortunately, a bee stings him on his pecker.

In just a few minutes it became painful and started swelling.

He noticed a drug store across the street, but unbeknownst to him, it was owned by two spinster ladies. He enters the store and asks one of the ladies if there is a man he can talk to about his problem.

She says, "No, all our employees are female, but we tend to everybody regardless of gender. Now, what is the problem?"

He replies, "I got stung by a bee and it's painful and swelling."

The other lady says, "Well, let us take a look and see what we can do."

He says, "It's in a private area..."

"That doesn't matter. We're professionals and need to see the area of the sting to suggest a treatment. Now, let us see."

He dropped his pants. His pecker had swollen to about three times its normal size. The two ladies looked at it carefully without saying anything. Finally, the man spoke, "Can you give me anything?"

The two ladies looked at each other. Then looked again at his swollen pecker. They whispered to each other; one nodded her head and the other spoke, "We can give you half of this business, my new Buick and a rent-free home."

What % we talking here?

Gravy is such a huge dick, I’m surprised he survived all the bee stings.

I bet those Indian cat’s humping the monitor lizard have the guts to do it.

i'm not falling for that shite again.

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So who is strong enough to do it?

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Why would I want my junk bigger than it already is?

Yeah, frick that. I get no complaints now, I'm not looking for change.