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A bad pass by the 1970 Buffalo Bills brought us the Kardashians
Posted on 4/12/24 at 7:06 am
Posted on 4/12/24 at 7:06 am
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“REMINDER: The Buffalo Bills barely lost a game in 1970 by missing on a bad pass for a touchdown. The loss allowed them to get the pick in the draft, where they took O.J. Simpson. O.J. lived in Buffalo where he met his wife Nicole and then allegedly killed her. He then hired Robert Kardashian to be his lawyer. They won the case, making the Kardashian’s somewhat famous. Then Kim drops the sex tape and becomes famous. So basically the 1970 Buffalo Bills are the reason we have to deal with the Kardashian’s today, because if they would have won that one game, they wouldn’t have had the pick they took O.J. with, so he would have never met Nicole, and thus never had the chance to kill her, preventing the entire Kardashian family from ever being even a sliver of a subject in modern culture. Damn you Buffalo Bills. Damn you,”
“REMINDER: The Buffalo Bills barely lost a game in 1970 by missing on a bad pass for a touchdown. The loss allowed them to get the pick in the draft, where they took O.J. Simpson. O.J. lived in Buffalo where he met his wife Nicole and then allegedly killed her. He then hired Robert Kardashian to be his lawyer. They won the case, making the Kardashian’s somewhat famous. Then Kim drops the sex tape and becomes famous. So basically the 1970 Buffalo Bills are the reason we have to deal with the Kardashian’s today, because if they would have won that one game, they wouldn’t have had the pick they took O.J. with, so he would have never met Nicole, and thus never had the chance to kill her, preventing the entire Kardashian family from ever being even a sliver of a subject in modern culture. Damn you Buffalo Bills. Damn you,”
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Posted on 4/12/24 at 7:10 am to jafari rastaman
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then allegedly killed her
Posted on 4/12/24 at 7:17 am to jafari rastaman
This meme has been disproven. O.J. and Nicole met in Beverly Hills while she was working at a night club.
Posted on 4/12/24 at 7:45 am to jafari rastaman
Posted on 4/12/24 at 7:48 am to jafari rastaman
So you are saying that Ronald Goldman should have also sued Ralph Wilson as well? Who was the receiver that did not catch that pass?
Posted on 4/12/24 at 7:49 am to jafari rastaman
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Then Kim's MOM drops the sex tape and becomes famous.
Fify.....her mom was her pimp and now they are billionaires.
Unreal world
Posted on 4/12/24 at 7:53 am to jafari rastaman
This might be the worst attempt at Journalism I've ever seen. Simpson was drafted in 1969 while he was married to his first wife.
How many morons are going to be walking around saying this?
How many morons are going to be walking around saying this?
Posted on 4/12/24 at 7:54 am to Wing T
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This might be the worst attempt at Journalism I've ever seen. Simpson was drafted in 1969 while he was married to his first wife.
It's still funny even if it's technically incorrect.
Although it would work just as well and probably better with the correct details.
Posted on 4/12/24 at 8:01 am to jafari rastaman
This doesn't make sense. OJ played for the Bills in 1969 and had a disappointing rookie season. A bad pass in 1970 would have affected the 1971 draft and he had already played two seasons.
I don't think he met Nicole in Buffalo either. He had a black wife before he hooked up with her in retirement.
Posted on 4/12/24 at 8:14 am to AUFANATL
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This doesn't make sense. OJ played for the Bills in 1969 and had a disappointing rookie season. A bad pass in 1970 would have affected the 1971 draft and he had already played two seasons.
Blame Ron Mcdole. Per Wiki:
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On August 23, 1968, the Bills suffered a blowout preseason loss to the Houston Oilers. On August 26, Collier put the Bills through a 40-play scrimmage. During the scrimmage, Ron McDole fell on Kemp's right knee and injured it, forcing Kemp to sit out the entire 1968 season.[70] The Bills went 1–12–1 without Kemp.[71]
Kemp doesn't get hurt and the Bills don't suck. OJ ends up somewhere else which butterflies him meeting Nicole.
Posted on 4/12/24 at 8:24 am to jafari rastaman
The Kardashians are American Royalty
Posted on 4/12/24 at 8:25 am to jafari rastaman
The Saints held OJ to only 74 yards in his record-setting 2000 yd season.
This has nothing to do with the OP, but was pretty cool when it happened.
This has nothing to do with the OP, but was pretty cool when it happened.
Posted on 4/12/24 at 8:29 am to jafari rastaman
OJ was born in San Francisco, was raised around there, went to college in SoCal, and wound up having to go to the frigid tundra of Buffalo, NY. The shock of that made him crazy. Blame Mother Nature for this one. Football didn't give him CTE, the cold and eight feet of snow froze his brain.
Posted on 4/12/24 at 9:11 am to dkreller
Eddie Murphy and his brother Charlie are National Treasures!
Posted on 4/12/24 at 11:04 am to Champagne
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Eddie Murphy and his brother Charlie are National Treasures!
I just saw a clip of one of Eddie's shows from the 80s when some woman shouts something out. Charlie immediately yells "Shut up, bitch!" and everyone including Eddie was laughing hard.
Posted on 4/12/24 at 12:49 pm to jafari rastaman
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So basically the 1970 Buffalo Bills are the reason we have to deal with the Kardashian’s today
It makes a great fake news parody.
This post was edited on 4/12/24 at 12:51 pm
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