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A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again



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Bryan Johnson, a wealthy entrepreneur based in Venice California, who is 45 going on 18—is enamored with the idea of being biologically young again. So much so that he is on the path to spending over $2 million this year alone on a host of medical interventions and tests aimed at helping him be younger.


This is some of the most idiotic shite I've ever read. Nothing will help that manly face.


Rize
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
That is scary looking.


saint tiger225
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
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Nothing will help that manly face.
Is that really the face of a manly man?




It's definitely the Adam's apple of a man.
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GRTiger
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
The first bicentennial is already alive. Maybe he'll be the one.


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BeepNode
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
I hope more of them go down this rabbit hole. They may wind up funding legitimate innovations that trickle down to the rest of us.


VictoryHill
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
Want to look young?

Don't drink alcohol, drink only water, eat lots of fresh fruits and vegetables, and moisturize your face, neck, and hands which are the giveaways to true age.


DCtiger1
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
This is the next step in being able to identify as whatever the frick you want.


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C
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
Better than whacking off his dick and changing their name to Brandi.


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HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
Link to story?



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saint tiger225
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
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Want to look young?

Don't drink alcohol, drink only water, eat lots of fresh fruits and vegetables, 
That sounds miserable.


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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
I generally don’t get all worked up about genders. And by default, in my opinion, there are only two.

But I’m pretty sure that I’m getting it right when I ask about that person: what is it?


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ItNeverRains
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I’ll let him work out the kinks on his dime and when I’m 60 let them make me 40 again. Many thanks in advance.


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Pandy Fackler
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A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again


Hope it works.


tigerfive
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
Figures it would be someone born in the year of the snake. They are notoriously vain.


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faraway
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
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Want to look young?

Don't drink alcohol, drink only water, eat lots of fresh fruits and vegetables, and moisturize your face, neck, and hands which are the giveaways to true age.
don't let sunlight hit your skin is by far the most important factor


TigerNlc
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Don't drink alcohol, drink only water



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TigerNlc
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don't let sunlight hit your skin is by far the most important factor

I don’t think that’s healthy but I like the idea of researching non surgical ways of trying to look young. The injections and surgeries make people look terrible for the most part.


SmelvinRat
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
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Don't drink alcohol, drink only water, eat lots of fresh fruits and vegetables, and moisturize your face, neck, and hands which are the giveaways to true age.





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molsusports
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re: A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again
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don’t think that’s healthy but I like the idea of researching non surgical ways of trying to look young. The injections and surgeries make people look terrible for the most part.





Ageless. Sort of like a Japanese Oni Mask is ageless

I can no longer tell you how old Madonna is


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Richard Grayson
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That sounds miserable.


Not if you add in cannabis and mushrooms


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