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re: 8 months pregnant. Not my kid. Should I enter?
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:14 pm to heartbreakTiger
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:14 pm to heartbreakTiger
quote:
pics of this girl?
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Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:14 pm to jvilletiger25
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Go shampoo that baby's head
On 2/27/15, jvilletiger25 won the internet.
Pregnant sex was the best ever, but at 8 months it was kind of getting difficult. Very good chance she is trying to lock you in though. If you go through the entire birth process with her, you will get attached to the kid. Mature answer is to only get involved if you saw a future with this girl previously. Two smart answers: "shampoo that baby's head" and run or don't do it and run. As long as you run you should be fine. Pregnant chicks are typically pretty slow.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:15 pm to johndaly
quote:I was joking
just post emails and I'll send all if possible
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:17 pm to Sterling Archer
quote:having relations with a preggo disgusts you?congrats on the gay brah.
You all disgust me
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:18 pm to johndaly
The kid is gonna bite your penis off for entering his momma
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:20 pm to Count Chocula
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Not my kinda 3some... but hey, go for it.
not my type either. I hated being pregnant! I love my kids but there was nothing fun about being pregnant. I always used to tell my obgyn that this process is so barbaric. 
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:25 pm to johndaly
quote:I mean did you sleep with this woman last summer?
FYI I know 100% the kid has no chance of being mine
Your original post lead me to believe you didn't even know this woman, or am I reading it wrong? Figured it was a Tinder slam piece trolling for one night stand.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:28 pm to SuperSaint
Over the course of a year we would bang every couple of weeks but it's been a year and a half since I've seen her naked
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:31 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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Damn right. That's a bucket list scratch off if I've ever heard one.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:34 pm to johndaly
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Hung out a few years ago. Just snapchated me and wants to meet up tonight? Options? FYI I know 100% the kid has no chance of being mine
Railroad Crossing* position. Only answer
*modified missionary where guy on top rotates clockwise or counterclockwise 30-45 degrees on the penis axis so as to enter the vagina but not put too much pressure on the belly/baby.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:35 pm to johndaly
I mean how far into this 9th month are we here?
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:37 pm to CorkSoaker
We need to change our underwear folding day from Tuesdays to Thursdays. E-mail me and I'll tell you why
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:37 pm to johndaly
Somewhere the father of the little bastard is saying: "Yes, Please go out with her!"
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:38 pm to TBubba
She just told me she is due April 18 so not quit 8 months
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:40 pm to johndaly
Oh ok. Just didn't want you to bust her water.
This post was edited on 2/27/15 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:42 pm to johndaly
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:42 pm to johndaly
If I had a pregnant ex call me for a hookup, there would be no hesitation. Pregnant sex is the best. 
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:42 pm to johndaly
Yuuuup. Do it.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:48 pm to johndaly
quote:
FYI I know 100% the kid has no chance of being mine
Something is amiss....there was no need to explain that if you hung out a "few years ago"...
Just level with us brah, we are her for you
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