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50th birthday gag gift ideas?

Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:51 am
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52649 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:51 am
A golfing buddy is turning 50 and his wife throwing him a party. Need an idea for a decent gag gift. Any suggestions?
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78698 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:52 am to
Dildo
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:54 am to
Video of his wife gagging your cock.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:56 am to
Viagra
Posted by iknowmorethanyou
Paydirt
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:56 am to
HurryCane
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52649 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:56 am to
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Video of his wife gagging your cock.
I wish!
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:56 am to
Insult his short game.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52649 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:57 am to
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Insult his short game.
All the time.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 11:58 am to



This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 12:01 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:01 pm to
Get him one of those MySack ball holders.

It looks like a scrotum that holds two golf balls, which would be the testicles in a real scrotum.

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This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 12:04 pm
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24367 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:02 pm to
My 50th is coming up, and I’m hoping my loved ones prank me with a Porsche. Hilarious!
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

Need an idea for a decent gag gift. Any suggestions?


Give him an artificial hip. When he looks at you and laughs, thinking you're joking, run over him with a golf cart.
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:04 pm to
An 18 year old high end escort, and a bottle of tadalafil.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:08 pm to
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It looks like a scrotum that holds two golf balls, which would be the testicles in a real scrotum.



Thank you for the explanation. It was a real head scratcher until you explained it.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23562 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:31 pm to
Go to Walgreens and buy old people shite like adult diapers and denture cream.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:36 pm to
A "birth year" coin set. Except the set should be ancient coins.

ETA: That's a little numismatics humor.
This post was edited on 2/24/18 at 12:43 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52649 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:39 pm to
Think I settled on this:

Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:39 pm to
That's not really a gag gift. I could use one of those.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 2/24/18 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

A golfing buddy is turning 50 and his wife throwing him a party


Where the party be at and how good he is at golf?
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