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re: 5 Qualities your S/O had to have for you to commit to dating

Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:39 am to
Posted by baldona
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:39 am to
You seem to really be doubting your engagement with all these marriage questions
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:39 am to
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Pecker


Aren't you Goldennugget fluffer?
This post was edited on 5/12/17 at 8:40 am
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:40 am to
1. Dumps like a truck truck truck
2. Thighs like what what what
3. She moves het butt butt butt
4. She likes it when the beat goes da na da na
5. She makes her booty go da na da na
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:41 am to
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You are seriously the worst. 3/5 of your qualities are either physical or financial. Hope you have a rainy day divorce fund started.





How many on the list should I have dedicated to physical and financial?

Aren't physical and financial reasons the most common reasons for marital problems?

Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:41 am to
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You seem to really be doubting your engagement with all these marriage questions


He been engaged 5 years. He's Roy and his Pam has definitely found her Jim.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:42 am to
Sense of humor
Compassion for fellow humans
Financially responsible
Not religious
Willingness to try new things
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:42 am to
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5. Minimal usage of social media, none of this selfie everyday or posting thoughts on facebook. Save that shite.



An infatuation with social and other people's lives is an instant deal breaker.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:43 am to
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He been engaged 5 years. He's Roy and his Pam has definitely found her Jim.



Been engaged 1 year. Been together over 4 years though.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:43 am to
Attractiveness seems like a given considering you are already dating that person

Posted by goldennugget
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:43 am to
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He been engaged 5 years. He's Roy and his Pam has definitely found her Jim.


The Office just like all media has it dead wrong when it comes to relationships

In real life Pam would have never left Roy for Jim.

Just like Big Bang tries to convince you that yes total beta nerds can rope in hot women like Penny and Bernadette
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:43 am to
Blue eyes
Brown hair
Flat stomach
Round butt
Pretty legs
Posted by shel311
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:45 am to
Attractive
Not Boring
Laid back
Not dumb


This post was edited on 5/12/17 at 8:46 am
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:45 am to
I never made a list. I didn't seek out either of my long term relationships; they just happened. Probably should have, but ah well.

If I were actively looking:

Confident
Sexually compatible
Intelligent
Has hobbies/interests
Handles his shite/independent

This post was edited on 5/12/17 at 8:47 am
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:45 am to
Beautiful
smart
kind
doesn't wear a bunch of makeup/ Comfortable in her own skin
has a set of guiding principles
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:46 am to
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How many on the list should I have dedicated to physical and financial?

Aren't physical and financial reasons the most common reasons for marital problems?



So based off your first quality, Adriana Lima is out since you prefer blondes. Doesn't matter that she's a smokeshow and might have a perfect personality for you.

And a height cutoff?

These are your supposed top 5 considerations. They're a joke. Have fun being a statistic.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:46 am to
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Attractiveness seems like a given considering you are already dating that person


Title might be misleading: This is what I said in OP

"this is a list of 5 qualities that your S/O had to have before you'd even begin dating. "
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:47 am to
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So based off your first quality, Adriana Lima is out since you prefer blondes.


Do you know what "prefer" means?
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:48 am to
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This is what I said in OP


yeah I saw that later


Attractiveness should be an obvious one then and should be the top of the list considering that is the first thing that draws people to each other
Posted by goldennugget
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:48 am to
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Adriana Lima is out since you prefer blondes. Doesn't matter that she's a smokeshow and might have a perfect personality for you.


I wouldn't commit to her because she is a whore. She has ridden the cock carousel for years and is also in her mid 30s. So you would be getting the village bicycle after dozens if not hundreds have already ridden it

Bang her? Sure. But commit? Not a chance in hell
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:49 am to
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Attractiveness should be an obvious one then and should be the top of the list considering that is the first thing that draws people to each other


I agree. Then it just comes down to what each person finds attractive...which is obviously subjective.
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