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4 parrots dead at Jackson Zoo, mink to blame

Posted on 2/24/25 at 11:58 pm
Posted by Shamoan
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Posted on 2/24/25 at 11:58 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:00 am to
They probably witnessed some shite and the killer couldn’t chance that they would talk.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:02 am to
Didn't click the link... but minks are kinda cute, that one is anyways.

HtH did it have a go at the parrots???!
Posted by RedFoxx
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:02 am to



Revenge for birds in furs
Posted by Z Cavaricci
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:04 am to
He fowl
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:14 am to
After having a long drawn out affair over who owns the boat and bucket of minnows I determined that mink are assholes and should be exterminated.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:17 am to
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minks are kinda cute,


If they weighed 30 pounds everything on earth would be extinct. A mink is a bad dude.
Posted by Riverside
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:20 am to
The animals in the Jackson zoo have a higher IQ than the people running the zoo and city combined.

Such a sad state of affairs for the poor animals.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:21 am to
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If they weighed 30 pounds everything on earth would be extinct. A mink is a bad dude.


I know nothing of minks. Based on their cuteness factor, I like them. Please don't let them eat me.
Posted by 88Wildcat
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:23 am to
Seems more like a python, Monty Python.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:26 am to
Its like a 2 pound waterproof grizzly bear crossed with a honey badger on meth.

Mink don't take no shite. It definitely killed those parrots.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:27 am to
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I know nothing of minks. Based on their cuteness factor, I like them. Please don't let them eat me.


I'm not the kind of guy easily defeated by wildlife but a mink had claimed my boat and a bucket of minnows. I wasn't allowed to approach either without being screamed at and attacked. At one point I managed to kick him off the dock and he rebounded off the water like it was solid ground and bit through a heavy leather boot in the blink of an eye.

Mink are not to be trifled with.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:30 am to
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Its like a 2 pound waterproof grizzly bear crossed with a honey badger on meth.


Well... damn. Why are they so cute?
Posted by Tr33fiddy
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:30 am to
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Its like a 2 pound waterproof grizzly bear crossed with a honey badger on meth.


That is a disturbingly accurate description.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:32 am to
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Well... damn. Why are they so cute?


So someone that doesn't know better gets too close
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:34 am to
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So someone that doesn't know better gets too close


That'd be my dumbass... I so wanna scruffle that cute animal.
Posted by Shamoan
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:34 am to
Jackson could have moved the zoo to a respectable and acclaimed museum area of the city, downsized, and made it a legit destination for neighboring states but fricked it up and blocked the upgrade with zero real alternatives. Its proposed new location would have taken over a 9 hole golf course right next to the natural science museum and the children’s museum…a couple of places Jackson didn’t completely frick up.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:38 am to
It'd be like trying to snuggle the bottom end of a weedeater.

There is such a thing as a tame mink but ive never seen one. If they weighed 10 pounds it wouldn't be safe to go outside.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:38 am to
Lol...well they also stink. There are guys that have somehow managed to train them to hunt other vermin and they are voraciously efficient killers.

I went down a internet video worm hole about them. I've seen vids of bobcats mistakenly attacking them and getting the business.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:41 am to
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I went down a internet video worm hole about them. I've seen vids of bobcats mistakenly attacking them and getting the business.


Okay, okay... I will not seek them out for their furry cuteness.
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