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37-year-old virgin gets 6-foot string stuck in penis during botched sex game
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:20 am
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:20 am
Just go find a woman, damn 
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An 37-year-old virgin made the world wince after getting six feet of string lodged in his penis during a botched attempt at sexual gratification.
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“The patient was diagnosed with a urinary bladder foreign body,” per the report of the incident, which concerned am unmarried Indonesian man who had never had sexual intercourse and lived with his mother.
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According to the study, the phallic fiasco began after the unnamed kinkster inserted a long nylon string, used for beads, into his urethra, while “fully erect and watching a pornographic video.” This was reportedly the patient’s first time performing such a feat, although he had reportedly masturbated and watched porn every day, the study noted.
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Doctors then decided to get a closer look at the obstruction by inserting a camera into the bladder. The scan showed a “black bundle of nylon string,” which they were able to extract using forceps after administering local anesthesia.
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Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:21 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:21 am to DemonKA3268
ok, that's enough internet for today
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:22 am to DemonKA3268
Step 1.
Step 2.
Step 3.
Step 4.
Step 2.
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Step 4.
This post was edited on 2/11/22 at 9:29 am
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:22 am to DemonKA3268
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phallic fiasco
cool band name
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:24 am to DemonKA3268
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extract using forceps
Cure sounds worse than the disease.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:32 am to DemonKA3268
I’m logging off now.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:34 am to bonescanner
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ok, that's enough internet for today
You don't want to get in 8 or 10 hours of sissy hypno porn? What are you, some kind of wackjob?
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:34 am to DemonKA3268
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phallic fiasco
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:37 am to DemonKA3268
I don’t know how this is possible and I don’t want to learn.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:39 am to Glorious
How the frick do you go from never doing something like this before to saying “6’ of this shite should do the trick”.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:43 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:53 am to DemonKA3268
This is why prostitution should be legalized. Our politicians get paid tax free to be whores, so why can’t this dude pay some thot $50 for some dome here and there?
Posted on 2/11/22 at 9:56 am to DemonKA3268
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37-year-old virgin gets 6-foot string stuck in penis during botched sex game
Well there is something you don't hear everyday. Thank God
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:07 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:10 am to theGarnetWay
Good lord dude, just go buy a Fleshlight. I've heard they're great.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:10 am to DemonKA3268
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According to the study, the phallic fiasco began after the unnamed kinkster inserted a long nylon string, used for beads, into his urethra, while “fully erect and watching a pornographic video.” This was reportedly the patient’s first time performing such a feat, although he had reportedly masturbated and watched porn every day, the study noted.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:11 am to DemonKA3268
Not even would do this shite
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:26 am to caro81
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although he had reportedly masturbated and watched porn every day,
Wonder what his username is here?
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