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re: 37-year-old virgin gets 6-foot string stuck in penis during botched sex game
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:27 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:27 am to DemonKA3268
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This was reportedly the patient’s first time performing such a feat
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Posted on 2/11/22 at 11:00 am to DemonKA3268
Good thing I am not virgin or else this would be me.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 11:05 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 2/11/22 at 11:39 am to Outdoorreb
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How the frick do you go from never doing something like this before to saying “6’ of this shite should do the trick”
This is another clear reminder that you always make decisions regarding kink and sexual adventure with a clear mind that is not influenced by arousal.
In other words, determine the length of the damn string before you get your pecker hard and start thinking of increasingly questionable and shameful keywords.
It is kind of like when you haven't eaten in 24 hours or so and you go to the chinese buffet and get two full plates, a bowl of soup, a plate of boiled shrimp, and some sub-par sushi. 30 minutes later you hate your self and wonder what the hell you were thinking. Oh, and there is a great amount of discomfort involved, too.
This post was edited on 2/11/22 at 11:41 am
Posted on 2/11/22 at 11:49 am to DemonKA3268
Little brown eel comes out of the cave, swims into the hole, comes out of the hole, goes back into the cave again
Posted on 2/11/22 at 12:35 pm to DemonKA3268
Takes a real degenerate to get into sounding.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 12:47 pm to DemonKA3268
I'm understand what he did.
I don't understand why he did it.
Am I missing something? I don't understand how inserting sting into my dick would in any way be sexually gratifying.
I don't understand why he did it.
Am I missing something? I don't understand how inserting sting into my dick would in any way be sexually gratifying.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 12:54 pm to DemonKA3268
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the unnamed kinkster
Must be the guy in the mirror
Posted on 2/11/22 at 12:59 pm to DemonKA3268
Damn man, just use a Fleshlight.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 1:04 pm to lake chuck fan
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I don't understand how inserting sting into my dick would in any way be sexually gratifying.
I'm definitely not going to try it and find out.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 1:05 pm to DemonKA3268
I passed out 3 times just reading the topic line
Posted on 2/11/22 at 1:11 pm to kisatchie53
My wife is a retired Surgery RN and uses Tick Toc, Instagram and other platforms to look at this sort of thing. She's always showing me things I don't really care to see. Life was simple as an Executive Sales and Marketing Manager. Never had of these come into my office.
Wife would compare this with things she saw in Surgery and the Doctor's offices ....Personally don't want to know.
Wife would compare this with things she saw in Surgery and the Doctor's offices ....Personally don't want to know.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 2:00 pm to DemonKA3268
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attempt at sexual gratification.
Psst- hey Buddy. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!
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