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re: 3-fingered ‘alien mummies’ found in Peru have fingerprints that do not appear to be human

Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80256 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:31 pm to
She a little too thicc
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80256 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:33 pm to
I appreciate that I’m not the only one more interested in the chick than the alien
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15461 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:34 pm to

Another angle

Magic 8 Ball says all signs point to yes.
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
1735 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Humanoid, three-fingered “alien mummies” discovered in Peru last year
quote:

according to an attorney who reviewed one of the controversial specimens.
well by god listen to the man!!!
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37822 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:35 pm to
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It’s the grays


Posted by Bwmdx
Member since Dec 2018
3195 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:38 pm to
Humans have 3 phalanges, bones, per finger with the thumb having 2. This thing has 4.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
13657 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:38 pm to












How long did it take you to notice the alien mummy posing like Deshaun Watson getting a massage?
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15461 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:41 pm to
Is the mystery woman Serena DC?
One story names her as Serena DC in a pic.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37822 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:41 pm to
she’s looking for something to eat
Posted by lsuesac
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Feb 2006
899 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:57 pm to
You're counting the metacarpals as phalanges.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25441 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:12 pm to
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So…did the multi-expose an x-ray film and somehow avoid detecting every other “bit” of the creature?

Because that looks like an x-ray to me.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153818 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:14 pm to
Have they ruled out cake like the last alien body they found ended up being?
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25441 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:14 pm to
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One story names her as Serena DC in a pic.


Looks like the same chick to me…she’s a self-love expert, too!
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11542 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:17 pm to
IWNHI

Sorry baws, I’m not in to pasty 3 fingered weirdos from another planet.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
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Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:31 pm to
Upvoted for the legit WYHI

And yes I would
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
32839 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:31 pm to



Oh man. The aliens are going to turn out to be trailer trash Baws who love monster energy drinks.

Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
19674 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:34 pm to
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
6754 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:44 pm to
Serena DC.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
13017 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 10:58 pm to
Could it be a freak anomaly of nature? Ectrodactyly, or some kind of birth defect?
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
11770 posts
Posted on 7/24/24 at 6:38 am to
She looks good, but she's got that official loose fitting dress from the tits down that too thick chicks always wear
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