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27 Robotic dogs on the loose in Tokyo

Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:19 pm
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:19 pm
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The dogs, which are prototypes for a new breed of robotic pets that have been under development by Toshiba for over 10 years, and which are expected to be available on the market in 2020, have been described as "almost sentient". Equipped with proximity sensors, impressive artificial intelligence and even a voicebox, the robots are designed to behave as closely as possible to how a real dog would behave in any situation.

Somehow the dogs, which were being transported in the truck from the factory to the Toshiba headquarters, were activated and were able to escape through the back of the truck in the aftermath of a crash into a telephone pole. The 27 dogs, acting very much like real dogs, began running in different directions and are now all over central Tokyo. The dogs are reportedly running at a speed of about 10 mph but have not yet collided with any people thanks to their anti-bump sensors.


Looks like a job for

This post was edited on 5/28/15 at 7:20 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:21 pm to
And so the machine uprising begins
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:21 pm to
That would be fun to hunt.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42636 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:22 pm to
Japan gonna Japan
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76261 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:26 pm to
In before "We painted the robots black and the next day, none of them...." reference.
This post was edited on 5/28/15 at 7:27 pm
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
10524 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:26 pm to
No. Way.
Posted by americanlsufan
Member since Jan 2013
827 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:27 pm to
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We painted the robots black and the next day, none of them....


Got jobs...

What do I win
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:28 pm to
I'm pretty sure this is a joke site, I just wanted to make a robocop joke but no one is mentioning it.


:(
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66937 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:35 pm to
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I'm pretty sure this is a joke site, I just wanted to make a robocop joke but no one is mentioning it.
What tipped you off?
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Your pizza crust just got a whole lot creamier - Pizza hut and Hostess team up for a Twinkie crust
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:37 pm to
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George Zimmerman arrested for public nudity, screaming the N word and wielding a knife
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:38 pm to
Yeah, not real, but I was thinking this would be a great publicity stunt to "field test" the dogs by deploying them as strays.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42636 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:38 pm to
the fact that this supposedly happened in Tokyo makes it totally believable though
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66937 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:49 pm to
Yeah, they seem to be obsessed with the Zim Zam.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33924 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:54 pm to
If they have any holes in them, they'll be snatched up by Japanese men and raped. Those people will try to have sex with just about anything that isn't a woman
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:06 pm to
Wouldn't a real dog be cheaper?
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12507 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:15 pm to
Love that gif
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