re: 25 years ago, Lorena cut him off, permanently

The fact that his member was found in a sandwich bag in a vacant lot somewhere is pretty impressive. Pretty ballsy that your thing-a-ma-bob is large enough that it is readily visible in a field after it has been cut off. I am sure most of the OT would need a team of search dogs scouring the area looking for their wanker if it had been cut off and dumped somewhere.

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That night a man and his wife happened to be driving behind Lorena when she threw his wiener out the car window. It went *splat* against their windshield. The man turns to his wife and says, "Jesus, honey! Did you see the size of the dick on that bug?!"

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I do remember that joke

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He put his pecker in crazy.

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Brah, we all put our pecker in crazy. They are all fricking crazy.

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Virginia manicurist named Lorena Bobbitt

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Well, he should have known what he was getting into. At the time, I was only 7, so I didn't understand the implication of the crazy involved with a woman that works in any type of "salon" setting.

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"In the bedroom, the mighty bedroom, Bobbitt beat his wife... In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen, Lorena grabbed a knife... A wiener-whack, a wiener-whack, a wiener-whack..." Anybody else remember that one as a kid?

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Definitely remember this

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The fact that his member was found in a sandwich bag in a vacant lot somewhere is pretty impressive. Pretty ballsy that your thing-a-ma-bob is large enough that it is readily visible in a field after it has been cut off. I am sure most of the OT would need a team of search dogs scouring the area looking for their wanker if it had been cut off and dumped somewhere.

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Didn't the cops find it? I'd have been buying those guys beers for life.

Another joke going around at the time:
Lorena was tired of all the publicity so she decided to move to Russia....the officials there were afraid she would upset a lot of the men there so they agreed to accept her only if she changed her name. Her name was changed to sound more Russian.....Lorena cutjacockoff!