re: 2005 Jennifer Aniston vs 2005 Angelina Jolie, Who would you rather?

Ali Landry in 2005 FTW

i'm just here to pop in and say that people i know who know things about LA have told me (And did way back when) that JA is about as interesting as a piece of white paper and that's why she can't keep dudes around.

Angelina. She's hotter, more sophisticated, and she saved a lot of lives by publicizing her double mastectomy and oophorectomy.

Radio said Angelina wanted full custody of all the kids plus 100K+ in child support a month.

Her net worth is $150+ mil and Brad is a little more.

Anniston

Jenn then, Jenn now.

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Her nick name in Hollywood is "drift wood" because she just lays there during sex. Combine that with her putrid BO and she really isn't that appealing.

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If you run her through the car wash, bring your "A" game and enough dick, I bet it would be worth it.

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because she just lays there during sex.

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And you know this how??????

Jolie was only good looking in gone in 60 seconds. And that was late 90s