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re: 2 weeks alone - ideas?

Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:32 pm to
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:32 pm to
Over/under at 4 pages before OP admits wife's hiking group includes single men or an ex boyfriend.
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9567 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:32 pm to
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Take your own trip


Gotta work, but it will be light. Ocean is next door though.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
13625 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:33 pm to
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Has she previously gone on cruises without you too?

All jokes aside OP go out to eat alone, you’ll enjoy it. Go fishing or if you shoot go to the range
This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 11:34 pm
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10673 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:34 pm to
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Plan to. Just ordered The Gambler by Dostoyevsky, then I’ll be finished with his complete works.
You know how to party. Lol
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9567 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:38 pm to
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I assume you have to work and that is why you are not spending 2 weeks with your wife in some of the most beautiful scenery in the world?


Mommy vacation is a good thing sometimes.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:40 pm to
Invite some friends over and duplicate the Big Texan 72oz steak challenge at home.


72oz Steak Dinner Challenge Includes: 3 Fried Shrimp, Baked Potato, Salad, with Roll, Butter, and of course the 72oz Steak
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:42 pm to
Damn, 2 pages in and I'm the first to say it?

hookers and blow
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
13625 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:45 pm to
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Big Texan 72oz steak challenge
is that the one molly schlyer or whatever did two or three of in one sitting?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29440 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:45 pm to
My wife, and the women in her family take these little family trips once or twice a year. 2 or 3 days in some bullshite tourist trap that they like.

I pull down the curtains and try to get to bed early. I wake up when the sun warms me up.

And then I basically take 10 mg of adderall and get so much yard work done that it's unreal. Drinking nothing but waters. I'll eat something sugary around lunch like a peanut butter snickers. Take another 10mg of adderall and work right through until the sun is setting. I'll take a shower in the outdoor shower with cold water.

I'll then proceed to drink an absolutely obscene amount of whiskey while I smoke and make either steak or bacon. And then sleep like a baby for 10-12 hours.

Then I usually spend an entire day in the hot tub or on the swing with a good book. Grab an afternoon nap. Then go for a long drive in the evenings. Windows down. Folksy bluesy country playing. Get home around 1 am and wish my wife was home.

Real talk.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64974 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:46 pm to
Attend a feminist rally?

Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9567 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:46 pm to
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Damn, 2 pages in and I'm the first to say it? hookers and blow


quote:

*InB4 hookers and blow
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3310 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:46 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29440 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:52 pm to
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InB4 hookers and blow


Psh. Steak and amphetamines is so much better
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27319 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:52 pm to
Id buy a fifth of good bourbon and drink it all. Probably wake up naked in the driveway. Wife cant get mad. Id then find something productive to do for the rest of your free time, but id def start by getting blackout.
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
918 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:55 pm to
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My wife, and the women in her family take these little family trips once or twice a year. 2 or 3 days in some bullshite tourist trap that they like.

I pull down the curtains and try to get to bed early. I wake up when the sun warms me up.

And then I basically take 10 mg of adderall and get so much yard work done that it's unreal. Drinking nothing but waters. I'll eat something sugary around lunch like a peanut butter snickers. Take another 10mg of adderall and work right through until the sun is setting. I'll take a shower in the outdoor shower with cold water.

I'll then proceed to drink an absolutely obscene amount of whiskey while I smoke and make either steak or bacon. And then sleep like a baby for 10-12 hours.

Then I usually spend an entire day in the hot tub or on the swing with a good book. Grab an afternoon nap. Then go for a long drive in the evenings. Windows down. Folksy bluesy country playing. Get home around 1 am and wish my wife was home.

Real talk.


This is the winner idea /end_thread.

Now post your Spotify playlist of the Folksy bluesy country music and keep pics of your wife and the women in her family to yourself.
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9567 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:58 pm to
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Id buy a fifth of good bourbon and drink it all. Probably wake up naked in the driveway. Wife cant get mad.


We have a winner!

quote:

Id then find something productive to do for the rest of your free time


To shake off the uneasy guilt and shame.
This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 11:59 pm
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2189 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:59 pm to
Road Trip
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27319 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:00 am to
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We have a winner!
you were probably gonna do that anyways
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9567 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:04 am to
Day 1
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29440 posts
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:05 am to
Just type in Brent Cobb on Pandora and let the chips fall where they may.
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