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Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:32 pm to diat150
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Take your own trip
Gotta work, but it will be light. Ocean is next door though.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:33 pm to danilo
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Has she previously gone on cruises without you too?
All jokes aside OP go out to eat alone, you’ll enjoy it. Go fishing or if you shoot go to the range
This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 11:34 pm
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:34 pm to Alyosha
quote:You know how to party. Lol
Plan to. Just ordered The Gambler by Dostoyevsky, then I’ll be finished with his complete works.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:38 pm to Pisgah Pete
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I assume you have to work and that is why you are not spending 2 weeks with your wife in some of the most beautiful scenery in the world?
Mommy vacation is a good thing sometimes.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:40 pm to Alyosha
Invite some friends over and duplicate the Big Texan 72oz steak challenge at home.
72oz Steak Dinner Challenge Includes: 3 Fried Shrimp, Baked Potato, Salad, with Roll, Butter, and of course the 72oz Steak
72oz Steak Dinner Challenge Includes: 3 Fried Shrimp, Baked Potato, Salad, with Roll, Butter, and of course the 72oz Steak
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:42 pm to Alyosha
Damn, 2 pages in and I'm the first to say it?
hookers and blow
hookers and blow
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:45 pm to Langland
quote:is that the one molly schlyer or whatever did two or three of in one sitting?
Big Texan 72oz steak challenge
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:45 pm to Alyosha
My wife, and the women in her family take these little family trips once or twice a year. 2 or 3 days in some bullshite tourist trap that they like.
I pull down the curtains and try to get to bed early. I wake up when the sun warms me up.
And then I basically take 10 mg of adderall and get so much yard work done that it's unreal. Drinking nothing but waters. I'll eat something sugary around lunch like a peanut butter snickers. Take another 10mg of adderall and work right through until the sun is setting. I'll take a shower in the outdoor shower with cold water.
I'll then proceed to drink an absolutely obscene amount of whiskey while I smoke and make either steak or bacon. And then sleep like a baby for 10-12 hours.
Then I usually spend an entire day in the hot tub or on the swing with a good book. Grab an afternoon nap. Then go for a long drive in the evenings. Windows down. Folksy bluesy country playing. Get home around 1 am and wish my wife was home.
Real talk.
I pull down the curtains and try to get to bed early. I wake up when the sun warms me up.
And then I basically take 10 mg of adderall and get so much yard work done that it's unreal. Drinking nothing but waters. I'll eat something sugary around lunch like a peanut butter snickers. Take another 10mg of adderall and work right through until the sun is setting. I'll take a shower in the outdoor shower with cold water.
I'll then proceed to drink an absolutely obscene amount of whiskey while I smoke and make either steak or bacon. And then sleep like a baby for 10-12 hours.
Then I usually spend an entire day in the hot tub or on the swing with a good book. Grab an afternoon nap. Then go for a long drive in the evenings. Windows down. Folksy bluesy country playing. Get home around 1 am and wish my wife was home.
Real talk.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:46 pm to vuvuzela
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Damn, 2 pages in and I'm the first to say it? hookers and blow
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*InB4 hookers and blow
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:52 pm to Alyosha
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InB4 hookers and blow
Psh. Steak and amphetamines is so much better
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:52 pm to Alyosha
Id buy a fifth of good bourbon and drink it all. Probably wake up naked in the driveway. Wife cant get mad. Id then find something productive to do for the rest of your free time, but id def start by getting blackout.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:55 pm to X123F45
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My wife, and the women in her family take these little family trips once or twice a year. 2 or 3 days in some bullshite tourist trap that they like.
I pull down the curtains and try to get to bed early. I wake up when the sun warms me up.
And then I basically take 10 mg of adderall and get so much yard work done that it's unreal. Drinking nothing but waters. I'll eat something sugary around lunch like a peanut butter snickers. Take another 10mg of adderall and work right through until the sun is setting. I'll take a shower in the outdoor shower with cold water.
I'll then proceed to drink an absolutely obscene amount of whiskey while I smoke and make either steak or bacon. And then sleep like a baby for 10-12 hours.
Then I usually spend an entire day in the hot tub or on the swing with a good book. Grab an afternoon nap. Then go for a long drive in the evenings. Windows down. Folksy bluesy country playing. Get home around 1 am and wish my wife was home.
Real talk.
This is the winner idea /end_thread.
Now post your Spotify playlist of the Folksy bluesy country music and keep pics of your wife and the women in her family to yourself.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 11:58 pm to Ryan3232
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Id buy a fifth of good bourbon and drink it all. Probably wake up naked in the driveway. Wife cant get mad.
We have a winner!
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Id then find something productive to do for the rest of your free time
To shake off the uneasy guilt and shame.
This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 11:59 pm
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:00 am to Alyosha
quote:you were probably gonna do that anyways
We have a winner!
Posted on 6/23/21 at 12:05 am to YatInTheHat
Just type in Brent Cobb on Pandora and let the chips fall where they may.
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