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re: "2 electrocuted, killed after attempting to steal from power substation, Gainesville"

Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:57 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:57 am to
quote:

I'm gonna write this on the wall of the portajohn with a sharpy.




Let's see ChatGPT get that sort of publicity!
Posted by Sal Minio
17th Street Canal
Member since Sep 2006
4420 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:58 am to
Where these meth heads trying to steal or liberal Yankees trying to sabotage the power?
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
17160 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:59 am to
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"2 electrocuted, killed after attempting to steal from power substation, Gainesville"


....... two less POS
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
10153 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

I don't think I have the energy.

But, perhaps a short one.



Those frequency departed,
They now have gone to god,
You'll find them rather grounded,
Their names were Buzz and Rod,
It's said that they were stealing,
and stealing is a sin,
We'll never know just watt they stole,
It hertz, what did them in,
Ohm Lord, please teach a lesson here,
Let it be a deterrent,
To split off those who bump along,
Upon an evil current,

Their death is quite revolting,
Measured by any metric,
Wish the coppers would have found them first,
Or that they were dielectric.



AC/DC should put that to music.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30857 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

Let's see ChatGPT get that sort of publicity!

Before you know it, some electrician will have it tatooed on her cankle.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

AC/DC should put that to music.



I don't think they are on the touring circuit anymore
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 12:04 pm to
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Before you know it, some electrician will have it tatooed on her cankle.



Hey man, you get her out of FRCs and into a little makeup, and after a few shots of Aftershock she can really transform!

This post was edited on 4/4/23 at 12:05 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 12:20 pm to
Ohm man watt a way to go.
Posted by Maryville
Tennessee
Member since Sep 2021
37 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 12:32 pm to
You guys…your puns are lights out!
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16594 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 1:15 pm to
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after attempting to steal from power substation


Were they planning on putting the electricity in a bucket to use later or did they bring a really long extension cord?

So many questions.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Were they planning on putting the electricity in a bucket to use later or did they bring a really long extension cord? So many questions.



They are still conducting an investigation

Gauging by the outcome, they may have been trying to catch lightning in a bottle.

This generation...
This post was edited on 4/4/23 at 1:53 pm
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 1:29 pm to
This thread would make reddit blush
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
9953 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 1:39 pm to
They had the grounds to try it.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69112 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 1:44 pm to
My home town. I am so proud



Posted by Sea Hoss
North Alabama
Member since Jul 2013
1084 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 1:52 pm to
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24684 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 1:57 pm to
Well, the OT delivered it today. Quite the sparkly responses.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6918 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 2:13 pm to
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Large jury award.


Yes, their families will be very rich.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6329 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 2:22 pm to
Ohm my! They were apprehended without resistance.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45938 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 2:32 pm to
And so it goes
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39508 posts
Posted on 4/4/23 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

electrocuted and killed


Redundant
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