re: 13th Gate séance is rustling jimmies

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Last week a matter was brought to my attention that has to be addressed firmly and directly.

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I don't read anything that starts out like this

Anyone remember the haunted house in the LSU dorm? Probably predates the Carnevil stuff in the Cow Palace by 5 years. I remember those being pretty decent as well.

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Ah yes, the seance. That ancient ritual from the 1800s originating as a parlor game and run by charlatans to bilk money from desperate grieving people. There are much realer bugaboos to worry about than some "ancient" gibberish with rubber masks. Necronimicon? Made up. Wiccan? Made up. It's as powerful, mystical and magical as my own made up malarkey. An Anti-Witch Spell May your nose ring get infected, And the crystals you've collected, Not cure all your STDs, May your cooter grow a cheese, May, when your bald tires pop, Only MAGA white men stop, May you, in your frustration bask, When no one wants to wear a mask, May you be served smaller portions, Never get to have abortions, May you, when tough times are had, Be forced to ask for help from dad, May you have awful horoscopes And no one sell you dankest dope, May you be always unemployed, Enjoy a thrombosed hemorrhoid! A horrid pain, inside your rear, My spell is powerful I fear! But I'm afraid my awful curse, Is only gonna to get much worse, May you lack strength, to open jars, Dead batteries in all your cars, Two hours late to all your plans, May no men join your OnlyFans

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“There are bigger things to worry about”…comes into thread to post about smaller things he/she shouldn’t worry about.

Could have done without the poetry.

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Mo Jeaux

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I made some comments but didn’t invest as much time and energy as they did.

Correct, and all he said was "until they drop that portion" or whatever.

And then 13th dude evidently claims threats and then deleted his posts. I personally never saw them.

I dont believe anyone threatened anyone, and it is ok, and theologically correct to agree with the priest, just as it is fine to disagree and go to the gate.

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Are there people who think that the Pastor of this church is wrong?

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Yes. Mainly because he doesn’t understand what he is complaining about.

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N2cars

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Never saw or heard of a threat either. It seemed like the gate owner was just trying to take advantage of “any publicity is good publicity”.

He replied to my question with a big PR/ Marketing statement instead of acknowledging anything I asked.

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Are you shocked by this? He was promoting your business, and your questions were obnoxious.

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Man I’ll have to get an attorney to get my piece of the pie, didn’t know I had a “stake” in 13th gate

Still find it funny that someone who deals in fear was still afraid of my question.

You said he was promoting my business. I was just making a joke off of your writing error.

I found it interesting that he claimed to be Baptist yet runs a haunted house. I asked a question on how what he does serves God if he claims to be what he is.

I asked a question and that makes me an arbiter for the veracity of someone’s faith?

I don’t have too high of an opinion of myself. Quite the opposite. I’ll throw some risky jokes here and there like any fun poster but I try to be humble.

Ephesians 6:12