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The NBA gods have been incredibly cruel to us this season

Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:22 am
Posted by Cheesy Beaver
Kenna brah
Member since Dec 2014
4424 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:22 am
this is how their script has played out this year:

Beginning of the season (rising action):
-come into season with a ton of momentum
-willie green looks like a great young coach leading the charge
-young superstar core with vet leadership ready to make the leap

Mid-early season mark (climax):
-lakers are horrible
-destroy the suns at home; twice
-team is in 1st place in the west stacking big wins vs other contenders
-team is arguably on the rise and looking to contend for a chip

Mid season mark (falling action):
-BI jams his toe against a grizzlies player
-zion trying to keep the team afloat pulls his hamstring \
-CJ messes up thumb
-BI misses way more games than anticipated
-zion has a set back
-cj can't shoot with thumb injury
-team attempts to stay afloat but role players regress to the mean
-lakers are literally gifted competent players to upgrade their trash roster for one 1st and a russell westbrook

approaching end of season mark (resolution):
-team doesn't look like they enjoy playing anymore
-losses are stacking up
-BI & CJ are failing to carry this team to wins
-jonas is old and slow
-team that previously had depth is now looking like a below average roster
-lakers are winning games and AD is carrying them with lebron out
-lakers pass pelicans and pelicans now are closer to a lottery team than playoff team
-question marks about willie's rotations and offensive philosophy

and the cherry on top:

-zion has significant setback, most likely won't play again this year


what a cruel roller-coaster pels fans have been put on this season. it's almost funny when you lay it out and play it back.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
84096 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:27 am to
This season?

Try this entire franchise's existence. We were doomed the second the NBA awarded the Hornets to us and we got the one fricking owner in the entire league that was using his franchise as his main source of income.
Posted by LivingstonLaw
Livingston County
Member since Jul 2021
3828 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:28 am to
Just I’ve the team to Vegas already so we can get a Lakers G league team for the Westbank fans.
Posted by saintslsupels
Member since Jul 2014
2492 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:34 am to
It’s funny that the amount of times you post is directly related to how triggered you are.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
113145 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Mid season mark (falling action):
-BI jams his toe against a grizzlies player
-zion trying to keep the team afloat pulls his hamstring \
-CJ messes up thumb
-BI misses way more games than anticipated
-zion has a set back
-cj can't shoot with thumb injury
-team attempts to stay afloat but role players regress to the mean
-lakers are literally gifted competent players to upgrade their trash roster for one 1st and a russell westbrook

approaching end of season mark (resolution):
-team doesn't look like they enjoy playing anymore
-losses are stacking up
-BI & CJ are failing to carry this team to wins
-jonas is old and slow
-team that previously had depth is now looking like a below average roster
-lakers are winning games and AD is carrying them with lebron out
-lakers pass pelicans and pelicans now are closer to a lottery team than playoff team
-question marks about willie's rotations and offensive philosophy
All true, and even with all of that, I'd gladly take basically every single one of those except for the Zion injury.

That one wrecked shite more than all the others combined.
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
19500 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 12:54 pm to
I can hardly imagine it going any worse
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43875 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 1:21 pm to
Pelicans had this season to win the city and they fumbled the bag like they normally do.

Nobody will give a shite about this team anymore.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
113145 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

I can hardly imagine it going any worse

Why, why would you say that!!
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
62446 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 2:00 pm to
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The NBA gods have been incredibly cruel to us this season


You forgot the part about the Kings taking our place as the team on the rise. That might hurt the most.
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
19500 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 3:00 pm to
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Why, why would you say that!!


#1 pick here we come!
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
113145 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 3:01 pm to
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#1 pick here we come!

This is where we vault up to like the 6th best lottery odds, and 7/8/9/10 all jump us into the top 4 and we pick 10th
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
21631 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 5:02 pm to
Players were sitting out preseason games resting from getting dinged up.
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