PELS V RAPTORS: F YOU JEFF

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THE frickING shite STOPS TONIGHT. SOME frickS THINK ITS MY GODDAMN GAME THREADS THAT ARE COSTING US THE GAME, BECAUSE, YA KNOW, ITS OBVIOUSLY MY GAME THREADS THAT HAD ONE OF OUR BEST GUARDS ON THE frickING BENCH NOT PLAYING.

OBVIOUSLY MY frickING GAME THREADS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR JRUE SETTLING FOR STEPBACK 3S INSTEAD OF DRIVING TO THE PAINT FOR AN EASIER SHOT

OBVIOUSLY MY frickING GAME THREADS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR AL GOING FULL RETARD WITH HIS GODDAMN ROTATIONS AND HOCKEY SUBSTITUTIONS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY 12 GUYS A NIGHT ALVIN. frick!

YOU EVER HEARD OF THE frickING SAYING DON'T MESS WITH THE BULL OR YOU'LL GET THE HORNS? WELL THERE'S AN EVEN BETTER ONE I frickING USE FROM TIME TO TIME: DON'T MESS WITH THE PELICAN OR YOU'LL GET frickED IN THE arse AND GET LEFT FOR DEAD IN A frickING DITCH MOTHERfrickER.

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