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re: Worst Country lyrics ever?

Posted on 4/20/13 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by Chitter Chatter
In and Out of Consciousness
Member since Sep 2009
4667 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Shake it for the birds...
Shake it for the bees...
Shake it for the catfish swimmin' down deep in the creek


The Luke Bryan discography
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49458 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 9:04 am to
quote:

I love you, period.
Do you love me, question mark?
Please, please exclamation point.
I wanna hold you in parenthesis.
Posted by Be@rman
Houston, TX.
Member since Sep 2003
1409 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 10:51 am to
Toby Keith - I wanna talk about me.

wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me

worst ever.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:12 am to
Half the stuff out there now.

Seems most country songs on the radio all have the same lyrics, something about a pickup truck, tailgate, beer and back roads.

Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
14108 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 11:28 am to
Can I put in a plug for one of my favorite lines?

Buck Owen:

I got the hungries for your love and I'm waitin' in your welfare line...
Posted by NachoReb
ITP ATL
Member since Feb 2012
2486 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 12:10 pm to
Cold beers, hot wings.
Wranglers, skoal rings.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
54499 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 6:54 pm to
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Posted by tccdc
Washington, DC
Member since Sep 2007
4040 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 7:03 pm to
these lyrics literally make me violent...


Blake Shelton

Backwoods legit, don't take no sh*t
Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit

Aw heck
Red red red red red red redneck
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
28156 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

OK, I just want to get this straight: If I don't make judgments about doo rags, then it is acceptable for me to fly a rebel flag?


LINK
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72247 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:09 pm to
You should be banned for that post


"Baby you a song you make me wanna roll my windows down"

What does that even mean?
Posted by Redfish2010
Member since Jul 2007
15231 posts
Posted on 4/21/13 at 8:46 pm to
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Blake Shelton Backwoods legit, don't take no sh*t Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit Aw heck Red red red red red red redneck
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