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re: What will security be like this weekend in Bama?

Posted on 7/30/14 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by Andre
Cashier at Stein's Deli
Member since Apr 2009
4301 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 5:35 pm to
1. Wear athletic sliding shorts
2. Put drugs in gooch
3. ?????
4. Profit
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38388 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 6:23 pm to
the wharf was incredibly strict last time i went. searching through peoples cigarettes and such
Posted by Dave England
Member since Apr 2013
5107 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 6:39 pm to
Oh lawd
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

the wharf was incredibly strict last time i went. searching through peoples cigarettes and such
Putting drugs in your cigarette pack is so stupid. Every place checks this
Posted by Andre
Cashier at Stein's Deli
Member since Apr 2009
4301 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 6:42 pm to
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Putting drugs in your cigarette pack is so stupid


true, total noob move
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24826 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:07 pm to
You're the worst phish phan
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19554 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

You're the worst phish phan
?

Why's that?
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:15 pm to
Uh oh. Trouble in the triumvirate
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
13511 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:33 pm to
I've smuggled plenty of shite in my cigarets
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40817 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:46 pm to
Orange Beach was pretty bad the only time i've been there. It is otherwise a cool venue but Orange Beach PD loves to lock people up
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 8:13 pm to
I have too, but the pro move is wearing boxer briefs and stuffing them down by your crotch. They never pat you there.
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
13511 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 8:19 pm to
P
quote:

but the pro move is to stuff it in your bitches titties.


FIFY
Posted by BlueIndian420
Member since Feb 2010
1876 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 8:48 pm to
I swore after 2002 I would never go back to Oak Mountain again. I've been back many times. I've really only seen bad stuff happen at WSP shows honestly. Last year didn't seem to bad. 2011 was kinda in the middle. I literally saw a wook walk up to a cop and what I assume was ask where the bathrooms were (there are no porto's), and saw the cop point to the wood line. Then when said wook walked back out from the woods another cop busted him for peeing in public.

I don't frick around down there. I don't really do drugs anymore anyway, but I still smoke a little bit. I won't be at this venue. And don't think you are safe once inside. They have just as many undercover's inside as they do outside. Obviously you can take a quick toke here and there, but don't be openly passing a bowl/doob around.

Just be smart and blend in as much as possible and you shouldn't have any problems.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24826 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:32 pm to
Cuz bro, you aren't even going to orange beach after complaining about how phish never tours close to where you live

Jus sayin
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19554 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:49 pm to
6-9 hours away isn't really all that close to where I live

and sorry for only going to 3 of the 4 shows in the South. I'll turn my Phish fan card in at the door.
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21591 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:56 pm to
Orange Beach is looking like tix on the ground FWIW...very cheap seats floating around
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19554 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 9:58 pm to
Yea I know. And ATL tickets are like 120 minimum on stubhub

shite...might have to rearrange my plans. I just don't have anywhere to stay in OB.
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21591 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:03 pm to
quote:


shite...might have to rearrange my plans. I just don't have anywhere to stay in OB.


Yeah, the OB lodging situation blows big time. Very limited amount of spots to begin with, and it is a big weekend for "normal" families as summer starts winding down. Even the state park camp sites are sold out.
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
13511 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:12 pm to
Whelp... So much for Lizards
Posted by BlueIndian420
Member since Feb 2010
1876 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

I have too, but the pro move is wearing boxer briefs and stuffing them down by your crotch. They never pat you there.


Back in the day I used to put my drugs in my wallet. Unless you are bringing in a lot of nugs this is the best way I found without have to shove shite down by your junk. I'm not even sure if they are truly allowed to open your wallet. Usually they just glance at what is in your hands unless it is a cig pack or something.
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