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Top Ten Country & Western Songs
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:32 am
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:32 am
Top Ten Country & Western Songs
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine .
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman ; But I Woke Up With A Few .
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me .
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' .
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win .
5. I'm So Miserable Without You , It's Like You're Still Here .
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him .
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger .
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer .
And the number one Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My arse All Day .
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine .
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman ; But I Woke Up With A Few .
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me .
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' .
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win .
5. I'm So Miserable Without You , It's Like You're Still Here .
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him .
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger .
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer .
And the number one Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My arse All Day .
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Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:34 am to Dandy Lion
quote:
Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect country & western song
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country & western song
Because he hadn't said anything at all about mama
Or trains,
or trucks,
or prison,
or getting' drunk
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country & western song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
This post was edited on 9/20/20 at 8:35 am
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:34 am to Dandy Lion
You may have a mental issue
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:34 am to Dandy Lion
I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison. And I went to pick her up in the rain. But before I could to the station in my pickup truck. She got rand over by a damned ol train.
This post was edited on 9/20/20 at 8:37 am
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:35 am to Dandy Lion
I think it’s upside down.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:37 am to Dandy Lion
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:38 am to Dandy Lion
If drinking don’t kill me, her memory will.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:40 am to Dandy Lion
11.) You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:41 am to Dandy Lion
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:42 am to Dandy Lion
If only we had a music board 
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:47 am to iAmBatman
If only you weren’t a whinny bitch.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 8:49 am to Dandy Lion
You are no TulaneLSU.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 9:07 am to FlyinTiger93
quote:
You are no TulaneLSU.
He’s better.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 9:33 am to Dandy Lion
12 .How Can I Get Over You When You Are Under Him.
This post was edited on 9/20/20 at 9:34 am
Posted on 9/20/20 at 9:36 am to Dandy Lion
13. Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
This post was edited on 9/20/20 at 9:38 am
Posted on 9/20/20 at 9:42 am to Dandy Lion
I love my boots broke in, I love my Camo hat
Don't mind a little paint on my jeans, yeah I roll like that
I love driving my truck across the railroad tracks
If you hit it too quick, it'll hit ya right back
Just a couple of country baws from Indiana and Baltimore.
Don't mind a little paint on my jeans, yeah I roll like that
I love driving my truck across the railroad tracks
If you hit it too quick, it'll hit ya right back
Just a couple of country baws from Indiana and Baltimore.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 9:45 am to TigerFred
Meh...opinions vary
Posted on 9/23/20 at 3:19 pm to Dandy Lion
I could do this with rap songs but I’d get banned.
Posted on 9/23/20 at 8:19 pm to Dandy Lion
None of those but if you are going to pretend your way into it:
Ween- Piss up a rope
Scuzz Twittly- In country
Hank III- Dick in Dixie
Vernon Oxford- Redneck National Anthem
Ween- Piss up a rope
Scuzz Twittly- In country
Hank III- Dick in Dixie
Vernon Oxford- Redneck National Anthem
This post was edited on 9/23/20 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 9/23/20 at 8:35 pm to Dandy Lion
What kind of music do you play here?
We got both kinds. Country and Western.
We got both kinds. Country and Western.
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