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re: Name a horrible lyric of a popular song

Posted on 1/1/23 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by One Arm Steve
Peach State
Member since Sep 2022
731 posts
Posted on 1/1/23 at 12:53 pm to
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets the people going! - Chazz Michael Michaels (ice skating's bad boy)
Posted by One Arm Steve
Peach State
Member since Sep 2022
731 posts
Posted on 1/1/23 at 12:54 pm to
You gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it

- Will Smith, Gettin'Jiggy Wit It
Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
16589 posts
Posted on 1/1/23 at 6:36 pm to
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
you give love a bad name.

Marconi plays the mamba

Insert random Steven Tyler scat attempt here

Abra abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya

Get out of my dreams and into my car



(I grew up in the 80s this topic is a hanging curveball right over the center of the plate.)

Also, other than I wear my sunglasses at night I challenge anyone to recite a lyric from Sunglasses at Night. People having strokes are easier to understand than Corey Hart's vocals in that song.
Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
16589 posts
Posted on 1/1/23 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

You’re 16
You’re beautiful
And your mine.

Cringe


Hold my restraining order,
Sincerely

Stray Cat Blues-Rolling Stones
Cypress Avenue-Van Morrison
Sick Again-Led Zeppelin
Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
5449 posts
Posted on 1/1/23 at 7:33 pm to
She's only fifteen, she's the reason
The reason that I can't sleep
You say illegal
I say, legal's never been my scene, oh yeah

Now this by Motley Crue is cringe AF.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:50 am to
quote:

The lyrics to "Subdivisions" by Rush are absolutely awful. Embarrassingly bad.


Never really noticed that, but when they refer to the "scented country air" in Red Barchetta it really sticks out like a sore thumb.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/2/23 at 8:54 am to
quote:

I wanna frick you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna frick you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to Gawd


Fixed it
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13080 posts
Posted on 1/2/23 at 2:29 pm to
Neil Young - Cortez the Killer:

quote:

Hate was just a legend
And war was never known
The people worked together
And they lifted many stones

This is the Aztecs he's singing about, maybe the most bloodthirsty group to ever live. And "lifted many stones" is just terrible.


Elton John/Bernie Taupin - Country Comfort

quote:

Soon the pines will be falling everywhere,
village children fight each other for a share.

WTF? Bernie Taupin apparently had no idea what he was writing with this one.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154547 posts
Posted on 1/2/23 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Elton John/Bernie Taupin - Country Comfort
"'Candle In The Wind' sucks no matter what dead blonde it's about" -- Keith Richards
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/3/23 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

Abra abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya


I always thought that was really clever.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154547 posts
Posted on 1/4/23 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

quote:

Abra abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya
I always thought that was really clever
It isn't even close to Miller's worst lyric (see "Take The Money & Run", earlier)
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 9:11 am to
Pick from almost any Def Leppard song. I mean really how do you live like a lover with a radar phone?
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24739 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 9:28 am to
quote:

You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste, saccharine Just awful.


Whole song fricking sucks balls
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94837 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 9:40 am to
quote:

abracadabra


I've never forgiven him for this song. This one? His last real hit?

Garbage.


At least Take the Money and Run is a fun song, overall.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94837 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 9:41 am to
quote:

Pick from almost any Def Leppard song.


Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86538 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 10:33 am to
quote:

Pick from almost any Def Leppard song
Yup. Until Imagine Dragons came along, they were clearly the worst popular band of all time.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32819 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 10:40 am to
quote:

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts,
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast.
But she don't use butter.
And she don't use cheese.
She don't use jelly, or any of these.
She uses Vaseline


Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86538 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 10:48 am to
Love that song, and those lyrics are fantastic.

Nobody better mention Peaches.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 10:54 am to
Actually Ace, I'm a fan but damn those lyrics.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86538 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:04 am to
Ya better come inside when you're ready
But no chance if ya don't wanna dance
You like four letter words when you're ready to
But then you won't 'cause you know that you can

Gimme all of you lovin' (every little bit)
Gimme all that you got
Every bit of it (every bit of your lovin')
Oh, c'mon and live a bit (never want it to stop)
Yeah, but are you gettin' it? (Armageddon it!)
Really gettin' it? (Yes, Armaggedon it!) c'mon, get it!
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