Dave Matthews Band is a better jam band than WSP

I'm being 200% dead serious on this. Dave Matthews Band is a better jam band than WSP. Here's my reasoning.

1. Carter Beauford is the most talented musician out of both bands. His drums skills trump everything the panic losers do in music and in life.

2. Dave is a better singer than JB. Honestly, Dave is actually a joy to listen and doesn't sound like a dying cat in heat that just got stuck in microwave. Dave's "oooooooowwwwws">JB's "ooooooowwwwws"

3. DMB actually jams. They play an improv of their songs and do it well over 7 minutes. Panic just goes through the motions and doesn't give a shite if they crank out another 4 minute love tractor. They are lazy fricks. Their longest jam is a drum solo. Since panic doesn't even jam I should just end the thread now, but I won't, there are more nail driving points left to make

4. DMB is more diverse than Panic. Dave isn't a racist frick from Georgia, he actually is accepting of black people, enough to put multiple African Americans in his band, Panic probably still flies a confederate flag at their shows.

5. DMB plays and sells out awesome venues. They won't be playing a casino in Biloxi anytime soon

6. DMB's dead member is > panic's dead member...he at least died doing something cool riding on an ATV.

7. DMB's fan base has hotter chicks than Panic fans. I'm talking like chicks so hot, that you secretly take photos of their arse and then go home and fap to them 5 times that night. These are chicks that will give you head, but you gotta work for it. Panic chick fans are the type that drink Busch Light and will let you frick them anally in a dirty fest porta-potty that they literally just took a shite in 15 minutes before. Shame on you panic fans

8. Finally. DMB copypasta is better than Panic copypasta. Is there even such a thing?