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Your favorite comeback lines in a movie
Posted on 7/5/17 at 12:08 am
Posted on 7/5/17 at 12:08 am
Carlito's Way
Benny Blanco: I don't know, but there may be some mis-frickin'-understanding, I don't know man, but maybe you don't remember me, my name is Benny Blanco...
Carlito: Maybe I don't give a shite. Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either.
Happy Gilmore
Shooter McGavin: [after buying grandma's house in an auction] You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shite like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shite for breakfast?
Benny Blanco: I don't know, but there may be some mis-frickin'-understanding, I don't know man, but maybe you don't remember me, my name is Benny Blanco...
Carlito: Maybe I don't give a shite. Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either.
Happy Gilmore
Shooter McGavin: [after buying grandma's house in an auction] You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shite like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shite for breakfast?
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 12:09 am
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Posted on 7/5/17 at 12:12 am to PeteRose
"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."
Josey Wales
Josey Wales
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 12:13 am
Posted on 7/5/17 at 12:21 am to PeteRose
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
Posted on 7/5/17 at 12:24 am to PeteRose
"If it wasn't for me you'd be probably be singing in some rundown rat hole."
"Yeah and if wasn't for me, you'd probably be a waitress there."
"Yeah and if wasn't for me, you'd probably be a waitress there."
Posted on 7/5/17 at 12:27 am to PeteRose
Bane: It will be extremely painful
CIA Agent: You're a big guy
Bane: For you
CIA Agent: You're a big guy
Bane: For you
Posted on 7/5/17 at 12:31 am to PeteRose
Ham Porter: You play ball like a girl!
Posted on 7/5/17 at 12:34 am to PeteRose
Not my favorite probably but the first one on my mind since I saw this on TV today
Posted on 7/5/17 at 1:09 am to PeteRose
Bible Girl - "Have you read the Bible?"
Bubbles - "Maybe I have. Maybe I haven't. What's it to you?"
Bible Guy - "Can you read, my son?"
Bubbles (clearly pissed) "Well that depends... can you go frick yourself?"
*from a TV show but still one of my favorites*
Bubbles - "Maybe I have. Maybe I haven't. What's it to you?"
Bible Guy - "Can you read, my son?"
Bubbles (clearly pissed) "Well that depends... can you go frick yourself?"
*from a TV show but still one of my favorites*
Posted on 7/5/17 at 2:26 am to WilliamTaylor21
Posted on 7/5/17 at 2:48 am to PeteRose
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!
Posted on 7/5/17 at 2:48 am to AMS
Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!
Derek Zoolander: Ew!
Posted on 7/5/17 at 3:25 am to PeteRose
The jerk store called, they're running out of you
Posted on 7/5/17 at 3:29 am to PeteRose
Brian: "I'll pretend I'm Jamaican man,yeah."
Thurgood: "You have smoked yourself retarded."
Thurgood: "You have smoked yourself retarded."
Posted on 7/5/17 at 3:34 am to PeteRose
Ain't any of ya got the guts to play for blood!
I'm your huckleberry.
I'm your huckleberry.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 3:46 am to PeteRose
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
JM: Yippee Ki Yay MFer
JM: Yippee Ki Yay MFer
Posted on 7/5/17 at 5:33 am to PeteRose
Don't know if the counts as a comeback but it was a great rant in Waiting.
Mitch:
We get it, your the coolest F@#$ing guy at shenanigans woooooo!! That's like being the smartest kid with downs syndrome.
Mitch:
We get it, your the coolest F@#$ing guy at shenanigans woooooo!! That's like being the smartest kid with downs syndrome.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 6:43 am to PeteRose
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:06 am to TigerLunatik
Johnny Tyler: "Well I'm real scared."
Wyatt Earp: "Damn right you are. I can see that in your eyes."
Hell all of Tombstone really.
Wyatt Earp: "Damn right you are. I can see that in your eyes."
Hell all of Tombstone really.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:22 am to PeteRose
Way of the Gun
:50 secs in
The laugh that's heard after is fantastic as well.
:50 secs in
The laugh that's heard after is fantastic as well.
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 7:25 am
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:29 am to jembeurt
Peter: Alliteration aside, I think I'll take my chances on the court.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: I'm not sure
where you are going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: Okay.
White Goodman: Touche'.
I realize this one is a bit long, but all of the comebacks are priceless IMO. Each one is dumber than the one before it.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: I'm not sure
where you are going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: Okay.
White Goodman: Touche'.
I realize this one is a bit long, but all of the comebacks are priceless IMO. Each one is dumber than the one before it.
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 7:32 am
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