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Yet another loophole in the Harry Potter “story”
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:14 pm
So Voldemort needed some of Harry's blood to revive himself, and his plan was to have one guy (Barty Crouch Jr.) pose as a teacher (Mad Eye Moody) and get him to train Harry to win the triwizards tournament because he made the trophy a portkey? Why didn't he just make any other object a portkey that he could just hand to Harry? Or just have have the guy posing as the teacher knock out Harry when he had him alone and take his blood? Now that I think about it more, I’m sure Harry bled when he got hit with a bludger in quidditch practice. The fake Mad Eye Moody/Barty Crouch Jr. could have offered to give him first aid and take some blood when Harry wasn't looking.
Plot holes like these are why JK Rowling is constantly having to rewrite the HP universe
Plot holes like these are why JK Rowling is constantly having to rewrite the HP universe
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 3:15 pm
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Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:15 pm to dragonNRG45
theres no such thing as magic wands so the whole premise is pretty much shot from early in the first one
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:18 pm to dragonNRG45
You could rewrite literally any story any kind of way to make it more “logical”. But then there wouldn’t be a story you dunce.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:21 pm to dragonNRG45
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Why didn't he just make any other object a portkey that he could just hand to Harry?
Port keys don't work inside Hogwarts creating limited guaranteed opportunity to get him to touch something.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:36 pm to dragonNRG45
Because Dumbledore was gay the whole time, that's why!
(It truly doesn't bother me that she confirmed that to a fan that asked. There were enough context clues given to get there. Thought it was a funny enough retort.)
But yes, that is a very convoluted plot. Probably has something to do with spell preparations or some such shite.
(It truly doesn't bother me that she confirmed that to a fan that asked. There were enough context clues given to get there. Thought it was a funny enough retort.)
But yes, that is a very convoluted plot. Probably has something to do with spell preparations or some such shite.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:42 pm to dragonNRG45
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So Voldemort needed some of Harry's blood to revive himself, and his plan was to have one guy (Barty Crouch Jr.) pose as a teacher (Mad Eye Moody) and get him to train Harry to win the triwizards tournament because he made the trophy a portkey? Why didn't he just make any other object a portkey that he could just hand to Harry? Or just have have the guy posing as the teacher knock out Harry when he had him alone and take his blood? Now that I think about it more, I’m sure Harry bled when he got hit with a bludger in quidditch practice. The fake Mad Eye Moody/Barty Crouch Jr. could have offered to give him first aid and take some blood when Harry wasn't looking.
Plot holes like these are why JK Rowling is constantly having to rewrite the HP universe
Because when a horribly abused and traumatized child develops an elaborate delusional network as a means of coping, he's not always gonna get shite right.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:42 pm to ElectricWizard0
quote:why didn't frodo just fly one of those magic Griffin's over my doom? Trilogy over in 84 pages.
You could rewrite literally any story any kind of way to make it more “logical”. But then there wouldn’t be a story you dunce.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:43 pm to dragonNRG45
That's not a plothole.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:43 pm to dragonNRG45
I think Harry’s name spitting from the flames out of the goblet of fire was enough of a red flag to signal there was something nefarious and by design in play, so it’s not as if BC Jr could have overtly started to make moves like you’re suggesting or even to act suspicious enough drawing Dumbledore’s attention. Turning the cup itself into a port key made a lot of sense in my opinion because “Mad Eye” seemingly acting with good intentions in helping Harry along the way by ensuring he’d be the one to touch the cup was better writing because it made the twist later revealed all the better. And, I think she’s having to constantly rewrite the HP universe because the Woke culture demands it.
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 3:46 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:45 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Because when a horribly abused and traumatized child develops an elaborate delusional network as a means of coping, he's not always gonna get shite right.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 3:52 pm to KosmoCramer
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Port keys don't work inside Hogwarts
This. OP is a dumbass. Be a better nerd.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:13 pm to dragonNRG45
Enjoy the movie/book for what it is. Not everything has to be the fricking mental olympics.0
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:42 pm to dragonNRG45
Why are you reading little kids books about other little kids
Weirdo
Weirdo
Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:50 pm to Sasquatch Smash
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she confirmed that to a fan that asked. There were enough context clues given to get there
No, she declared it to fly her woke flag, and people went back and interpreted anything vaguely gay as "clues." Posted on 1/10/20 at 4:51 pm to dragonNRG45
When it turns out this whole Harry Potter thing is real, who will be laughing then!
I assume this is your inner monologue.
I assume this is your inner monologue.
Posted on 1/11/20 at 12:29 pm to dragonNRG45
The dumbest thing in the Harry Potter universe are the rules of Quidditch. The scoring system is absurd.
Posted on 1/11/20 at 2:47 pm to dragonNRG45
Harry's blood had to be forcibly taken so getting blood accidentally spilt would not have worked.
The plan was to portkey Harry take his blood kill him and send him back making it look like he died in the maze therefore no one would know Voldemort was back. It would have been a lot more suspicious if Harry just disappeared in the middle of the year.
Read better
The plan was to portkey Harry take his blood kill him and send him back making it look like he died in the maze therefore no one would know Voldemort was back. It would have been a lot more suspicious if Harry just disappeared in the middle of the year.
Read better
Posted on 1/11/20 at 5:53 pm to dragonNRG45
Dude just enjoy the movie
Posted on 1/11/20 at 6:33 pm to bbeck
Just started Goblet of Fire. That guy is a really shitty caretaker
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