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Why did Ray Finkle get a sex change?

Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:44 pm
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:44 pm
I dont remember this being clearly explained in the movie
Posted by Phate
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:45 pm to
Idk maybe so no one would know who he was after the missed kick?
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:47 pm to
Before


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This post was edited on 3/28/12 at 3:48 pm
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:48 pm to
yeah, probably after the psychotic break he figured becoming a lady cop would be his best way to dan mari...wait...are we trying to dissect the plot and motivations of characters in Ace Ventura?

I don't know if I find the uselessness of this exercise abhorrent or titillating...
Posted by ellunchboxo
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:48 pm to
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Idk maybe so no one would know who he was after the missed kick?


That's how I understood it.
Posted by Flair Chops
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:52 pm to
so he could frick marino out of a super bowl title.


it worked.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:55 pm to
LACES OUT DAN!!!!!!!!!
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:55 pm to
Your gun is digging into my hip
Posted by RollTide1987
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:56 pm to
What also wasn't explained in the movie is how a kick by Ray Finkle could overcome a 38-16 deficit to San Francisco in the waning seconds of Super Bowl XIX.
Posted by Flair Chops
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:57 pm to

Posted by 1999
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 3:58 pm to
bad case of hemorrhoids.
Posted by WikiTiger
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:00 pm to
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probably after the psychotic break he figured becoming a lady cop


how did he/she work his/her way up the ladder so quickly?

and what about things like background checks and all that stuff? don't you typically have to have a degree to work your way up into management in law enforcement agencies? did he/she get the degree after the sex change operation with the new name?

if I remember correct, the Super Bowl was the 1984 season, so it was played in January 1985. Ace Ventura was set in 1994. So that give him/her 9 years to go crazy, be put in a mental institution, break out, get a sex change operation, go to four years of college, join the police force, work his/her way up the rankings to finally be in the position he/she was in.


i'm not buying it

some many questions left unanswered.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:00 pm to
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:03 pm to
Soccer style kicker, graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule", the first and only pro-athlete to come out of Collier County, and one hell of a model American.
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:10 pm to
I don't disagree with any of your conclusions regarding the piss-poor rendering of the Ace Ventura universe. So many questions left unanswered.

I'd personally like to see the follow-up to Ace Ventura where Dr. Gregory House and his diagnostic team come in to determine why Aguatto's dick is smaller than a cockroach's
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:14 pm to
Ace, you got any more of that gum?


Thats none of your damn business Dan, and I'd thank you to stay out of my personal affairs!




One of my favorite lines in the movie.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:16 pm to
I really like when she asks him if he wants an ashtray.

No thanks, don't smoke, its a disgusting habit.
Posted by TigerNutwhack
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:21 pm to
How he/she moved up the ladder so quickly, it's pretty obvious. When it's revealed that Finkle is Einhorn, all of the cops start puking. She/he obviously spread his/her legs to get that high that quickly.
This post was edited on 3/28/12 at 4:22 pm
Posted by WikiTiger
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

it's pretty obvious. When it's revealed that Finkle is Einhorn, all of the cops start puking. She/he obviously spread his/her legs to get that high that quickly.


good answer!
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 3/28/12 at 4:35 pm to
Good catch. But she/he still had a penis i think so he/she must have just given bjs, otherwise people would have caught on pretty quick.
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