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Why did he do it? Why did counth kill your wife?
Posted on 9/24/22 at 11:22 pm
Posted on 9/24/22 at 11:22 pm
To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
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Posted on 9/24/22 at 11:38 pm to THRILLHO
Posted on 9/25/22 at 12:11 am to THRILLHO
Let me tell you how this is gonna go down. First I'm gonna kick you in the chin, breaking your jaw in four places. I'm gonna take you and karate flip you over my back, and then knee your nose into your brain, killing you instantly. I do wanna get a throat rip in here. I think that's gonna be you, small fry. One thing I do know, at the end of the day, counth, I'm gonna rip your dick off and shove it in your mouth. And that is non-negotiable.
This post was edited on 9/25/22 at 12:14 am
Posted on 9/25/22 at 12:41 am to THRILLHO
pizza
Posted on 9/25/22 at 1:09 am to THRILLHO
Don't make me beg here, because I will do it. I am so sorry, I am so goddamn sorry! Look I'm freaking out here! I killed them! I killed them all! I'm so fricking stupid! I don't know what I'm doing and everybody hates me!
Posted on 9/25/22 at 2:26 am to WaltTeevens
Posted on 9/25/22 at 5:03 am to THRILLHO
Okay, now, piece of advice. When you use the old celery trick, you're gonna wanna go with the thick end. Seems counter-intuitive, but if you go thin end first, it just slides right out
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:17 am to Jizzy08
Everyday is a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
You and your duck comments.
It’s fun to say them.
It’s fun to hear them.
That’s why I say them.
And that’s why I listen.
Well they were fricking great guys. And it was a fricking a-hole of a day.
You and your duck comments.
It’s fun to say them.
It’s fun to hear them.
That’s why I say them.
And that’s why I listen.
Well they were fricking great guys. And it was a fricking a-hole of a day.
This post was edited on 9/25/22 at 9:19 am
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:20 am to THRILLHO
The Legendary MacGruber. Former Navy SEAL, Army Ranger and Green Beret. Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia, three each in Angola, Somalia, Mozambique, Nicaragua and Sierra Leone. Recipient of sixteen Purple Hearts, three Congressional Medals of Honor, seven Presidential Medals of Bravery and starting tight end for the University of Texas, El Paso.
-that was a long time ago….
-that was a long time ago….
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:32 am to THRILLHO
That’s fricked up.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 5:10 pm to THRILLHO
Your companion is a beautiful young woman.
Thank you.
Ma’am, I hope you enjoy being date raped.
She’s my daughter.
Sorry, he killed my wife.
Thank you.
Ma’am, I hope you enjoy being date raped.
She’s my daughter.
Sorry, he killed my wife.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 5:58 pm to NIH
Okay, you got me. About 20 blocks
Posted on 9/25/22 at 6:13 pm to Sun God
Hoss Bender. Dead at the age of who the frick cares.
Posted on 9/25/22 at 7:14 pm to NIH
If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go-- I'll rip as many throats as I have to
Posted on 9/25/22 at 7:47 pm to Sun God
Posted on 9/25/22 at 8:00 pm to JohnnyBgood
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Posted on 9/25/22 at 8:14 pm to THRILLHO
I'm gonna shooot
I'm gonna shoooot
I'm gonna shoooot
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