What is your Mount Rushmore of movies like Rushmore?

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal. Just flew in and boy are my arms tired. Heyyy ohhhh.

Isn’t it strange how folks from Harvard love to tell you they’re from Harvard? Next time they bring up Harvard just say, “cocksucker” immediately after. Eventually, they’ll ask you, “why do you keep saying cocksucker after you hear Harvard?” To which you reply, “why do you keep saying Harvard...cocksucker?”