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re: What are some of your favorite skits on SNL?
Posted on 9/18/19 at 8:59 am to GetCocky11
Posted on 9/18/19 at 8:59 am to GetCocky11
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When they had Tom Hanks on Black Jeopardy. I thought that was one of the funnier and smarter skits they've done on "newer SNL".
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:54 am to Byrdybyrd05
Jon Bovi on a fake game show- "your mother's a whore"
Posted on 9/18/19 at 5:46 pm to Dawgirl
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Dan Ackroyd Ask President Carter
“You did some ‘orange sunshine,’ Peter.
“Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, OK? Do you have any Allman Brothers?”
Posted on 9/18/19 at 5:56 pm to cgrand
Devil Can’t Write No Love Song with Garth Brooks and Will Ferrell
Posted on 9/18/19 at 9:39 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Dana Carvey/Bellessimo Restaurant with Kirstie Alley
Debbie Downer at Disneyworld with Lindsay Lohan
Dana Carvey as the Restaurant Maitre'd
Debbie Downer at Disneyworld with Lindsay Lohan
Dana Carvey as the Restaurant Maitre'd
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:34 pm to northLAgoomba
The Scarlet Letter
Old French Whore
What’s up with that?
Old French Whore
What’s up with that?
Posted on 9/18/19 at 11:46 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Tracy Morgan in Unlce Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. kindof spoofs Song of the South.
Will Ferrell doing Neil Diamond in a VH1 Storytellers format. talks about how his hatred of immigrants led him to write 'Coming to America' and his insatiable lust for hardcore, barely legal porno inspired "Sweet Caroline."
def not the best sketches ever, but ive been laughing about them for years.
Will Ferrell doing Neil Diamond in a VH1 Storytellers format. talks about how his hatred of immigrants led him to write 'Coming to America' and his insatiable lust for hardcore, barely legal porno inspired "Sweet Caroline."
def not the best sketches ever, but ive been laughing about them for years.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 6:22 am to UnluckyTiger
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Devil Can’t Write No Love Song with Garth Brooks and Will Ferrell
Fast cars
On the highway
On the biway
Mr. ROBOTRON!
Posted on 9/19/19 at 7:20 am to RemyLeBeau
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Ambiguously Gay Duo, Voiced by Steven Colbert
Who knew he'd go from legitimate comedian to sniveling sell out assclown.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 7:53 am to Byrdybyrd05
Theodoric of York: Medieval Barber
...
Theodoric of York: Well, you’ll feel a lot better after a good bleeding.
Drunkard: But I’m bleeding already!
Theodoric of York: Say, whos the barber here?
Drunkard: Okay, okay, just do something for my legs.
Theodoric of York: Well, the three of us will get you up on the gibbet here. [ turns Drunkard upside-down, then spreads his legs apart ] Okay, now this is gonna hurt a little. What we’re doing is separating your broken bones, and if you don’t feel better tomorrow, we’ll just cut his legs off about here.
Drunkard: Okay. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna feel better tomorrow!
...
Theodoric of York: [ steps toward the camera ] "Wait a minute. Perhaps she’s right. Perhaps I’ve been wrong to blindly follow the medical traditions and superstitions of past centuries. Maybe we barbers should test these assumptions analytically, through experimentation and a “scientific method”. Maybe this scientific method could be extended to other fields of learning: the natural sciences, art, architecture, navigation. Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age of rebirth, a Renaissance! [ thinks for a minute ] Naaaaaahhh!"
SNL Transcripts
another episode, this time as Medieval Judge...
Theodoric of York: I see. And what's this man accused of?
Reeve: Adultery.
[ Reeve passes an opened scroll to Theodoric. Theodoric glances over it. ]
Theodoric of York: Let's see adultery. You were found guilty of theft and your right arm was cut off. Uh you were found guilty of lying and your tongue was cut out. Now adultery.
SNL Transcripts
...
Theodoric of York: Well, you’ll feel a lot better after a good bleeding.
Drunkard: But I’m bleeding already!
Theodoric of York: Say, whos the barber here?
Drunkard: Okay, okay, just do something for my legs.
Theodoric of York: Well, the three of us will get you up on the gibbet here. [ turns Drunkard upside-down, then spreads his legs apart ] Okay, now this is gonna hurt a little. What we’re doing is separating your broken bones, and if you don’t feel better tomorrow, we’ll just cut his legs off about here.
Drunkard: Okay. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna feel better tomorrow!
...
Theodoric of York: [ steps toward the camera ] "Wait a minute. Perhaps she’s right. Perhaps I’ve been wrong to blindly follow the medical traditions and superstitions of past centuries. Maybe we barbers should test these assumptions analytically, through experimentation and a “scientific method”. Maybe this scientific method could be extended to other fields of learning: the natural sciences, art, architecture, navigation. Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age of rebirth, a Renaissance! [ thinks for a minute ] Naaaaaahhh!"
SNL Transcripts
another episode, this time as Medieval Judge...
Theodoric of York: I see. And what's this man accused of?
Reeve: Adultery.
[ Reeve passes an opened scroll to Theodoric. Theodoric glances over it. ]
Theodoric of York: Let's see adultery. You were found guilty of theft and your right arm was cut off. Uh you were found guilty of lying and your tongue was cut out. Now adultery.
SNL Transcripts
Posted on 9/19/19 at 9:02 am to Nguyener
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Who knew he'd go from legitimate comedian to sniveling sell out assclown.
Translation: who knew one day he would have a different political opinion than me. Baba booboo im baby
Posted on 9/21/19 at 11:42 pm to Thurber
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One of my favorite skits was with Kelsey Grammer about 40,000 leagues under the sea. I can’t find it on YouTube though
Second this one. I have not been able to find the video either, but did find the script for it a few years back and lost it. Laughed so hard at this. Phil Hartman and Rob Schneider are perfect. Nobody seems to remember this one, but I thought it was genius.
Another obscure one I thought was great, but haven't seen mentioned is Bill Murray playing "Whip Master" as a guest fill in.
Posted on 9/21/19 at 11:52 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 9/22/19 at 12:02 am to Byrdybyrd05
Bodega Bathroom & Career Day with Adam Driver as the oil Barron are going to be classics in the future.
While not a “skit” Mulaney & Davidson making fun of “The Mule” on weekend update is pretty epic too
While not a “skit” Mulaney & Davidson making fun of “The Mule” on weekend update is pretty epic too
Posted on 9/22/19 at 9:48 am to SHOtime Tiger
Lots of great ones here but no love for the Mexican Killer Bees? Loved the summer camp one were the bed was caught “waxing” his stinger. Also no Belushi as Samurai?
Posted on 9/22/19 at 12:26 pm to HECM62
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Jeopardy with Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds as Turd Ferguson.
GOAT
Posted on 9/22/19 at 12:59 pm to Byrdybyrd05
C-I-L-L my landlord
George Washington Carver died penniless and insane trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.
generally loved Eddie Murphy angry black guys
and of course "Fred Garvin - male prostitute"
George Washington Carver died penniless and insane trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.
generally loved Eddie Murphy angry black guys
and of course "Fred Garvin - male prostitute"
Posted on 9/22/19 at 1:01 pm to wildtigercat93
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Translation: who knew one day he would have a different political opinion than me. Baba booboo im baby
Translation - He is a piece of shite but I agree with his shitty opinions.
Posted on 9/22/19 at 5:48 pm to gthog61
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Translation: who knew one day he would have a different political opinion than me. Baba booboo im baby
Translation - He is a piece of shite but I agree with his shitty opinions.
So you agree with him on principle, but don’t like him based on political stance?
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