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re: What are some of your extreme movie nit-picks that make you irrationally angry?

Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:18 am to
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:18 am to
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but i always roll my eyes at how people feel hangovers in tv/movies.


kind of related to that one is how people react to smoking weed in most movies.

all the sudden the word turns into a cartoon and they start hallucinating all kinds of shite.

WTF?
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58786 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:23 am to
When they find a car and the keys are always in there. Such nonsense. No one leaves their keys in the car.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:26 am to
Leaving in shots where extras stare right into the camera.

Especially in big films like The Godfather and Jaws.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20696 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:32 am to
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When they find a car and the keys are always in there. Such nonsense. No one leaves their keys in the car.

Have you seen any of the videos of people getting their cars stolen in NOLA. Apparently, it happens a lot more than you would think
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
31756 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:33 am to
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Then there's the action movies where the hero is in a firefight with 35 enemy soldiers and he's by himself, yet never gets hit when thousands of rounds are heading his way.


I watched the 355 this weekend. It wasn’t terrible, but in the climax, numerous times the bad guys had the drop on the heroine from behind and then the heroine turned around and shot the bad guy. They are bad guys, they have no problem shooting somebody in the back. I saw the same thing in the final fight in Reacher.

It’s plot armor and it drives me nuts.
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2957 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:33 am to
Don't know about angry but do people really never say goodbye before hanging up a phone?
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10209 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:36 am to
Anytime the hero is about to take on a group of bad guys in hand-to-hand combat and instead of bumrushing him and overwhelming him with their numbers, they attack him one at a time. Martial arts movies tend to be the worst offenders here.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61260 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:40 am to


Yeah that shite is the worst.

#1 - Hey what's up?
#2 - Not much are you coming to the show today?
#1 - Yes.
#2 - *hangs up phone*


Here's another that drives me crazy

#1 - "Hello police? My girlfriend is missing!!!! I think she's been kidnapped!!! The house is a mess and her purse and phone are still here!!!!"

#2 - "Sorry kid. You need to wait 24 hours before we can declare her missing. She probably just went out with her friends."

Umm nope. That's not how it works IRL.
This post was edited on 3/3/22 at 9:42 am
Posted by Jay Quest
Once removed from Massachusetts
Member since Nov 2009
10683 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:41 am to
Movies where a character gets shot and continues to maneuver as if a lead projectile isn't severely disrupting their body.

Also, how quickly they seem to recover from said shooting.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61260 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:42 am to
Just a flesh wound. It went through and through.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73558 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:43 am to
getting away from the "angry" thing.

people never finish a cigarette or food and rarely finish a drink.

Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21790 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:44 am to
Virtually any war movies action scenes. Bad guys can't kill a guy with 1000 machine gun rounds shooting at him 20 feet away, fire ball explosions that throw someone through the air and they simply shake it off and get up without being riddled with shrapnel or their organs destroyed from the overpressure of the blast, mortars/artillery giving people a whistling warning before they strike, people being shot in the arm/shoulder and they're back in the fight fully using that arm minutes later, never having to reload, uniform patches and awards that make no sense, depiction of military members as mindless automatons blindly following orders, basically every single thing in the Hurt Locker, etc
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37894 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:44 am to
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people never finish a cigarette or food and rarely finish a drink.

Watched every episode of Louie in anger because he threw away that slice of pizza in the opening segment each week.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73558 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:44 am to
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Movies where a character gets shot and continues to maneuver as if a lead projectile isn't severely disrupting their body.



that's a good one. some of them react like they got bit by a mosquito.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43911 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:49 am to



One of the many reasons why this movie is a classic.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73030 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:50 am to
Hackers can hack anything in less than 12 seconds.

Any presence of a cop is always preceded by a quick "wooop!" of a siren.

All grocery bags have a stick of french bread sticking out so the dumbass audience knows it is groceries. I hadn't noticed this one until someone here pointed it out, now it drives me crazy.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37894 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:51 am to
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Hackers can hack anything in less than 12 seconds.


Enhance.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73558 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:52 am to
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Any presence of a cop is always preceded by a quick "wooop!" of a siren.


cops are looking for a perp. they spot the perp from 20-30 ft away. perp doesn't see them.

cop shouts John Doe! police!

perp runs away and police have to chase.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73558 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:53 am to
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Enhance.


only after being told to do so.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21790 posts
Posted on 3/3/22 at 9:56 am to
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people never finish a cigarette or food and rarely finish a drink

I watched an interview with some cast members of some show I can't recall YEARS ago that spoke to this. Basically said pretending to eat was always the hardest part of most dining scenes. The food is always cold from being placed on set long before the shoot and it's not natural as you can't eat and talk like a normal human, as it distracts from the dialog and creates bad shots.
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