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re: Under rated quotes from often quoted movies
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:21 am to The Sad Banana
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:21 am to The Sad Banana
Falafel Vendor: Hey man, I've got kids to feed
Flass: What, they don't like falafel?
Flass: What, they don't like falafel?
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Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:32 am to craigbiggio
One of the best never quoted Austin Powers lines
Felicity Shagwell: I want to see what happens in the 70s and 80s.
Austin: The 70s and the 80s? You're not missing anything, believe me. I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.
Felicity Shagwell: I want to see what happens in the 70s and 80s.
Austin: The 70s and the 80s? You're not missing anything, believe me. I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:33 am to The Sad Banana
Cop: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan. Thanks for asking.
Dumb and Dumber
Harry: No, it's a cardigan. Thanks for asking.
Dumb and Dumber
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:36 am to Elleshoe
Remember the titans:
Dad: you can't take my boy out!
Little girl: but mister, he's getting beat like he stole something
Dad: you can't take my boy out!
Little girl: but mister, he's getting beat like he stole something
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:49 am to Elleshoe
Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
Posted on 4/15/13 at 11:50 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
There are some great ones in Remember the Titans
Shotgun? Who do they think they are? The Jets?
Shotgun? Who do they think they are? The Jets?
Posted on 4/15/13 at 12:01 pm to Elleshoe
"I got news for you. You aint in charge of but two things Jack and shite, and Jack left town." - Army of Darkness
Posted on 4/15/13 at 12:05 pm to Breesus
Yea there's a bunch of good ones in it
Posted on 4/15/13 at 12:25 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
"Why are you so sweaty?"
"I was watching COPS."
"I was watching COPS."
Posted on 4/15/13 at 1:31 pm to Newbomb Turk
quote:
CRASH You want me to call you a cocksucker?
UMPIRE Try it! Go ahead. Call me a cocksucker!
CRASH Beg me!
UMPIRE Call me a cocksucker and you're outta here!
CRASH Beg me again!
UMPIRE Call me a cocksucker and you're outta here!
CRASH You're a cocksucker!
UMPIRE You're outta here!
Posted on 4/15/13 at 1:59 pm to crash1211
quote:
quote:
CRASH You want me to call you a cocksucker?
UMPIRE Try it! Go ahead. Call me a cocksucker!
CRASH Beg me!
UMPIRE Call me a cocksucker and you're outta here!
CRASH Beg me again!
UMPIRE Call me a cocksucker and you're outta here!
CRASH You're a cocksucker!
UMPIRE You're outta here!
I have heard it on good authority from guys who played college and professional baseball that CS is the holy grail of umpire insults and the only word you can utter that is 100% guaranteed to get you tossed.
Posted on 4/15/13 at 2:02 pm to crash1211
Killian: You Bastard! Drop dead!
Richards: I don't do requests.
Also:
Stupid female character: What happened to Buzzsaw?
Richards: He had to split.
ZING
Richards: I don't do requests.
Also:
Stupid female character: What happened to Buzzsaw?
Richards: He had to split.
ZING
Posted on 4/15/13 at 3:30 pm to TexasTiger1185
Animal House:
Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
Posted on 4/15/13 at 3:40 pm to ScottieP
quote:
Well let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great.
Posted on 4/15/13 at 3:53 pm to fitz1190
quote:
Cop: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!
FIFY
Posted on 4/15/13 at 3:57 pm to Elleshoe
Sugar?
No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough.
No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough.
Posted on 4/15/13 at 4:01 pm to PropJoe
ahoy! i sail, i'm a sailor
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