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re: Tom Brady Roast live on Netflix

Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:31 am to
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:31 am to
I think the joke that has stuck with me the most is Glaser's joke about Jeff Ross.

"Are you supposed to be pickled? I'm so confused"

I'm gonna have to find a way to use that at some point in my life. Great insult.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
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Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:38 am to
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3017 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 9:50 am to
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Comedy Central would have neutered it big time, plus cut half of it out to fit commercials


Comedy Central roasts went downhill at the end. "We roast the ones we love" is just became a lie and it ended up being a random celebrity publicity tour. The Rob Lowe roast was the worst of these offenders (Jewel? Ann Coulter?)

This was closer to form. Everyone on stage was either a professional commedian or had an actual tie to Brady. The two semi-exceptions were some of the weak spots: Will Ferrell (Comedic actor, not necessarily comedian) and Ben Affleck (Actor, but at least he has New England heritage and is a fan of Patriots, so it's not quite random).

The Tom and Burt bit sucked, but those are actual comics so you can at least justify why they would be invited.
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10137 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 10:46 am to
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The three worst were Will Ferrell, Ben Affleck, and Bert/Tom

Affleck‘s set was basically a few minutes of how dare you peasants criticize your superiors
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12227 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 3:21 pm to
Bunch of simps on Mad Dogg radio bashing the roast and bitch arse Russo for selling out.

Babchick is the only reason that station stays on my tuner. Eat it Russo.
This post was edited on 5/7/24 at 3:27 pm
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61782 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 4:44 pm to
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Why does Kevin Hart have to stand up after every joke about him?


Needs the attention. He doenst have talent so he needs the attention anyway he can get it. Hollywood 101
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150823 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Comedy Central roasts went downhill at the end. "We roast the ones we love" is just became a lie and it ended up being a random celebrity publicity tour.

Yeah at some point they just became mean instead of “mean but in good fun.” And to your point, one of the best roasts was the roast of Seth Roger because it was basically all of his friends roasting him and they were actually mostly funny. As annoying as Jonah Hill is sometimes, he destroyed in his set.

I finished up the Brady one.

The Kill Tony dude was pretty funny.

Affleck was terrible.

Peyton Manning was good.

Gronk was annoying but some of his lines hit. The funniest thing about Gronk is just how consistently stupid he is.

Robert Kraft was a little awkward; did he have a stroke or something? It seemed like he was slurring his words a little bit. But I enjoyed his Brady story though.

Kevin Hart got worse and worse for me though. I hated how every time he got back on the mike he felt like he has to grade the previous set and then “get even” and talk shite about the last performer for several minutes. And very little of it was funny and it really killed the flow of the show. And him getting drunker as the night went on didn’t help.

I thought Brady did a good job with his rebuttals too. He seems like a fairly likable dude despite me thinking he’s a weird dude.
This post was edited on 5/7/24 at 5:39 pm
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59568 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 5:01 pm to
Tony Hinchcliffe went hard in the paint.
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
10654 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 5:39 pm to
Giraldo was my favorite. Did not know he graduated from Harvard Law and this:

quote:

In 1993, Giraldo provided pro bono defense counsel services to his friend and fellow comedian Jeffrey Ross, who was charged with inciting a riot. Ross was performing at a comedy club on Long Island when a member of the audience pulled out a toy gun that looked real. Ross grabbed the gun and fought with the man for control; he was arrested in the incident.

When Ross went to court to face the charges, "Greg volunteered to be my attorney as a favor. I remember we slept in his parents' basement in Queens. We drove to court in a Jeep and had dirty blue sport jackets on. It took him two tries, but he got the case dismissed."
wiki
Posted by boston vol
Lexington-Fayette, KY
Member since Sep 2015
5594 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 6:27 pm to
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Robert Kraft was a little awkward; did he have a stroke or something?

He’ll be 83 next month.
Posted by SOLA
There
Member since Mar 2014
3337 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 6:41 pm to
What freakin eye drops were all those guys using? They were drinking tequila for 3 hours with no red eye.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112354 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 7:27 pm to
Except Hinchecliffe, his eyes were bloodshot
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112354 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 7:28 pm to
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He’ll be 83 next month.


That was also the best he’s sounded in years. He takes an hour to get a sentence out in a media interview these days
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5895 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Affleck‘s set


I had to fast forward through that. It was soooo boring!
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61782 posts
Posted on 5/7/24 at 8:11 pm to
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What freakin eye drops were all those guys using? They were drinking tequila for 3 hours with no red eye.


maybe they just are not light weights


Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35583 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 2:18 am to
Man a lot of Kevin Hart fans on here.

Maybe you don't like Rogan or Katt Williams but it's an interesting watch on how comics know the real deal about other comics and how some will do anything , some performers are installed.... Including initiating him by making Kevin Hart wear a dress on TV....and play the fool. .There's a theory that once they get these men in a dress, they own you....and he came out of nowhere to be the biggest comic in the world? Please. Comics aren't buying this.
This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 2:21 am
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
17027 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:00 am to
I thought Bill Belichick missed a golden opportunity to say "They asked me to roast Tom and I said hell yeah. I've been roasting his arse for 20 years"

The Nikki Glazer Gronk joke was great and also when Kevin followed it up with acting like Gronk.
Posted by AZBadgerFan
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since May 2013
1535 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 10:12 am to
quote:

I thought Bill Belichick missed a golden opportunity to say "They asked me to roast Tom and I said hell yeah. I've been roasting his arse for 20 years"


Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12210 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 3:37 pm to
I feel asleep when KK got up there. Randy had one joke and I was getting tired. I plan on resuming it tonight. Should I skip her or any others? According to the thread, I should skip Tom/Bert, Affleck, and Ferrell. No one said anything about KK.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 5/8/24 at 3:46 pm to
Coach Bill looked nervous as hell. Weird as shite because that dude has been in front of the camera his entire life.

Dana White was terrible. Kevin Hart sucked. Tony Hitchcliffe was awesome. Tom and that other guys set was awful and Segura is funny as hell. Glaser was awesome. Will Ferrell was terrible. Jeff Ross was ok and had some funny jokes but he laughs at himself way too much.

This post was edited on 5/8/24 at 3:51 pm
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