The Progressive Dr. Rick" Commercials. How many of you have "become your parents"?

I have in many ways that I am proud of. . .

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One way I am proud not to:

My foster dad took me to the doctor when I was 16 for a checkup.

We were still in the AIDS scare of the early 90's

I was sexually active with my GF of the time, so I asked my Dad if I should maybe get tested for HIV/AIDS

He looked at me with wild shock

"Boy, you been suckin' queer dick??? Because that's the only way you get AIDS is by suckin' queer dick!!!"

He said this in a full waiting room at a loud volume.

I was horrified at the time, but within hours it was hilarious to me.

My foster Dad died a year and a half ago.

I will never be the man he was, but I am going to keep trying (minus the uninformed homophobia).

Progressive*

Charged*

You have to do the recycling, you don’t get to do the recycling hit a little close to home.

And not supposed to leave notes on poorly parked cars (supposedly).

I’ve become my dad in a lot of ways.

I sit and watch westerns almost every day.

I hate when lights are left on in an empty room.

I don’t like the door open when ac is on.

I have very little tolerance with people.

But some of the rick stuff just makes sense. He had one about checking the order before leaving the drive thru.

quote:

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How much fricking were you doing?

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not a tremendous amount

But it was 92 or 93, and we were being taught that unprotected sex was playing russian roullette with your dick

Because you were definitely going to get AIDS

I'm offended by some of the habits that are portrayed as being senior citizen flags.

I stopped doing the countdown thing when taking people's pictures because of these ads.

I've always fought the urge to give advice to people who are attempting to fix something in public.

In one commercial, they go to a ballgame,and someone asks "I wonder how much they make just in parking?"

That's me at every event.

I like one of the early ones where they show up for a game and the guy is figuring out the quickest exit.

Dr Rick: “ let’s not be talking about how we’re gonna leave before we even get there.”

My daughter was just walking out going to a friends at 8:30 and I told her don’t you think it’s getting a little late.

They have a new one where everything has to be on schedule and planned out. I swear the producers are following me around.