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re: The most underrated moment from The Office
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:42 am to _Hurricane_
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:42 am to _Hurricane_
Its this scene right here.
I love this scene for numerous reasons but the main one is that I feel like that was Steve Carell talking and not Micheal Scott.
I love this scene for numerous reasons but the main one is that I feel like that was Steve Carell talking and not Micheal Scott.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 8:50 am to Vood
Not sure this has been mentioned, but just saw this on an episode yesterday and it cracks me up every time.
Scene on YouTube
quote:
Oscar: What is this about?
Michael: Oscar, we once sucked face in public. As part of an office presentation to destroy the stigma of gay kissing. Do you recall?
Oscar: Yes
Michael: You may have given me a sexually transmitted disease.
Oscar: What?
Michael: Herpes duplex.
Dwight: It was probably just an ingrown mustache hair but we have to be exhaustive.
Michael: I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you.
Oscar: We were never lovers!
Dwight: I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had sex with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms...
Michael: Flower shops, fireworks celebrations...
Dwight: Fence with a hole in it..
Michael: Moolit Gandala, carrage drive through Central Park...
Dwight: The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home.
Michael: An electric car dealership. [Oscar gets up and starts leaving]
Dwight: The democratic primaries,
Michael: Oscar! Think abou- Think! [door slams]
Scene on YouTube
Posted on 5/21/18 at 9:56 am to 225rumpshaker
quote:
Dwight: I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had sex with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms...
Michael: Flower shops, fireworks celebrations...
Dwight: Fence with a hole in it..
Michael: Moolit Gandala, carrage drive through Central Park...
Dwight: The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home.
I think it's actually funnier reading it.
This post was edited on 5/21/18 at 9:58 am
Posted on 5/21/18 at 1:39 pm to _Hurricane_
my brother actually wore my mom's jeans to church on day i couldn't breathe
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:46 pm to Whodat28
Was watching "Sexual Harassment" yesterday and don't remember catching the last part of this scene.
Toby: So remember, intent is irrelevant. And that's it. Pam?
Pam: Um... I just wanted to say that... Just, my Mom's coming in today.
Kevin: MMMMMMMMMILF
Pam: Thanks, Kevin.
Pam: Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.
Pam: She's coming in today and maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her.
Toby: Great point.
Pam: Thank you.
Toby: Um... in fact, basic rule of thumb, let's just act everyday like Pam's Mom's coming.
Camera then shows Jim, Creed and Meredith smirking / laughing.
Toby: So remember, intent is irrelevant. And that's it. Pam?
Pam: Um... I just wanted to say that... Just, my Mom's coming in today.
Kevin: MMMMMMMMMILF
Pam: Thanks, Kevin.
Pam: Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke.
Pam: She's coming in today and maybe just don't joke around about that stuff in front of her.
Toby: Great point.
Pam: Thank you.
Toby: Um... in fact, basic rule of thumb, let's just act everyday like Pam's Mom's coming.
Camera then shows Jim, Creed and Meredith smirking / laughing.
This post was edited on 5/21/18 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 5/21/18 at 3:48 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Michael: I wonder what Kevin and Gabe are talking about?
Dwight: I don't know, the extremes of the human physique?
Pan to Kevin dressed as Michael Moore and Gabe as Lady Gaga

Dwight: I don't know, the extremes of the human physique?
Pan to Kevin dressed as Michael Moore and Gabe as Lady Gaga
Posted on 5/21/18 at 5:16 pm to Drunken Crawfish
We finished up a rewatch of the series last night. There were moments I didn't remember at all the first go around.
Stairmageddon: when Dwight shoots Stanley with a bull tranquilizer and then has to figure out how to get him downstairs...
And also when Andy has to use the eyewash for his acting gig

Stairmageddon: when Dwight shoots Stanley with a bull tranquilizer and then has to figure out how to get him downstairs...
And also when Andy has to use the eyewash for his acting gig

Posted on 5/22/18 at 12:53 pm to TBsoccer13
I was watching re-runs the other day and came across this Creed gem that I've never picked up on before:
He and Robert California both say "how old?" to Nelly at the same time and Creed immediately says, "Jinx. Now you have to buy me some coke."

He and Robert California both say "how old?" to Nelly at the same time and Creed immediately says, "Jinx. Now you have to buy me some coke."
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:53 am to AbitaFan08
quote:
"Jinx. Now you have to buy me some coke."
Watching episode 20 from season 2 and I'm assuming that's a call back to when Jim was doing the Stanley impression and Stanley walked out of the bathroom and he says "that's not funny." Jim and Pam repeat at the same time and she says "jinx, you have to buy me a coke" and the coke us sold out.
Eta: Looks like I'm a moron and never heard or forgot about the jinx and coke thing.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 8:35 am
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:59 am to TigerLunatik
quote:
I'm assuming that's a call back to when Jim was doing the Stanley impression and Stanley walked out of the bathroom and he says "that's not funny." Jim and Pam repeat at the same time and she says "jinx, you have to buy me a coke" and the coke us sold out.
serious clark?
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:17 am to WG_Dawg
Is this jinx buy me a coke deal a thing that I missed somehow? I'm an old fart now I guess and must have missed it if so.
It's also highly possible I heard it before my sobriety and just completely forgot which seems to happen from time to time.
It's also highly possible I heard it before my sobriety and just completely forgot which seems to happen from time to time.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 8:20 am
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:24 am to TigerLunatik
quote:
Is this jinx buy me a coke deal a thing that I missed somehow? I'm an old fart now I guess and must have missed it if so.
I'm guessing you did miss it because that phrase has been around long before I was ever born. Creed's line wasn't a throwback to an earlier episode, the joke is that he asked for "some coke" (the drug) rather than the normal phrase asking for a soft drink.
I was just messing around earlier btw, didn't mean to be a dick
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:32 am to WG_Dawg
I didn't take it that way at all. I don't mind being told I'm an idiot when I say something stupid. It's happened before and will happen again. I definitely got the part that the joke was the twist of the phrasing. Thanks for letting me in on the coke for a jinx game. My guess is that I heard it and just don't remember, but who knows.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:06 pm to _Hurricane_
From when Stanley has a heart attack and Michael is forcing him to learn CPR:
Michael: What are you going to do if your heart stops and none of us are around to save you?
Stanley: I'm going to die
Michael: And you're okay with that?
Stanley: I'm okay with logic behind it.
Michael: What are you going to do if your heart stops and none of us are around to save you?
Stanley: I'm going to die
Michael: And you're okay with that?
Stanley: I'm okay with logic behind it.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:15 pm to Antonio Moss
"My doctor told me if I don't start finding a way to relate more positively with my surroundings, I'm going to die."
*Michael and Andy participate in stupidity*
"......I'm going to die."
*Michael and Andy participate in stupidity*
"......I'm going to die."
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:40 pm to BranchDawg
This always makes me laugh
“Do black people like pizza?”
Cuts to...

“Do black people like pizza?”
Cuts to...

Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:13 pm to _Hurricane_
Just re-watched the episode where Michael kidnaps the pizza delivery kid:
Dwight: I've seen this kid before. He sneaks into my farm and steals my hemp.
Kid: Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed.

Dwight: I've seen this kid before. He sneaks into my farm and steals my hemp.
Kid: Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed.
Posted on 5/24/18 at 7:30 pm to BranchDawg
A few days ago I watched the episode when Dwight has Jim scared as hell after beaming him with snowballs constantly
Posted on 5/26/18 at 7:45 am to LUS Tiger in FL
Michael-
"Oh, there's Gill, Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows."
"Oh, there's Gill, Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows."
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