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re: The DC Studios series Lanterns premieres today, August 16, 2026, at 9:00 p.e. ET.

Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by imjustafatkid
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Posted on 9/9/26 at 9:33 pm to
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is he calling the darkness weapons shotguns because he didn't watch the episode or because he's a basement bot who's just revealed he doesn't know what shotguns do?


The darkness guns don't make sense. He's not Superman. He doesn't need the sun for his powers to work. If a Green Lantern ring was affected by darkness, flying through space would be quite difficult.
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 9:34 pm
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
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Posted on 9/10/26 at 8:48 am to
It’s still good to them though!!!
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
24287 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 12:42 am to
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The darkness guns don't make sense. He's not Superman. He doesn't need the sun for his powers to work. If a Green Lantern ring was affected by darkness, flying through space would be quite difficult.

Nah, I can see pretty much what they're trying to do with that.

The rings make constructs out of "solid light". The "darkness" wasn't just an absence of light, it was interfering with the constructs too. It was more like a smoke cannon in presentation.

Oh, and space isn't really dark, it's more just a black backdrop instead of a blue sky.
Posted by DoomGuy504
Member since May 2024
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Posted on 9/11/26 at 1:12 am to
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no woman is excited about penis


Your poor wife.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
50189 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 6:42 am to
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That was a weird post dude


The episode it titled 'The Weenie', but sure...it's fans and posters here who are weird.

Posted by TigerBlitz03
New Iberia
Member since Nov 2008
1458 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:07 am to
Just checked, show still good.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:17 am to
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Oh, and space isn't really dark, it's more just a black backdrop instead of a blue sky.

BOOM, SCIENCE BITCH

you're right though, of course. weird to think about,but if you're in our solar system and not behind a planet, it would be bright as frick
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
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Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:22 am to
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The episode it titled 'The Weenie'


Did you watch this episode? There's an explanation for that name.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
74547 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:25 am to
0/10 gaslighting attempt
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
74547 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:26 am to
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Did you watch this episode? There's an explanation for that name.



Another example of shills reaching Acolyte levels of dishonesty
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:30 am to
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BOOM, SCIENCE BITCH



Lmfao
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
50189 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:41 am to
You can’t explain away or cover for the supremely lame attempt at humor.

This is on par with the kitty cat scratching Nick Fury in the eye as the backstory to some epic reveal only for some lame, dad joke level cringe.

Hur hur hur… get it? Weenie!! It’s funny because it’s a double entendre!

Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
74547 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:45 am to
You like how the show thinks artist and architect are the same thing?
This post was edited on 9/11/26 at 9:47 am
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2992 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 10:14 am to
Did you skip/miss the Walt Disney explanation?
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
74547 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 10:15 am to
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Oh, and space isn't really dark, it's more just a black backdrop instead of a blue sky.



Holy shite, did you graduate HS?
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
74547 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 10:19 am to
One thing is irrefutably obvious, Lanterns is so bad it’s making the people who defend it less intelligent.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
50189 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 10:43 am to


These writers probably went to Harvard.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
74547 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 10:49 am to
There’s so many stupid statements in this show and there’s only been 4 episodes. This is DCs Acolyte, it’s being defended because you know why but in a few months everyone is going to rip it to shreds once the locusts leave.
This post was edited on 9/11/26 at 10:50 am
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
61449 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 11:15 am to
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This is DCs Acolyte, it’s


That's silly. The Acolyte was a laughably bad show. Lanterns is very solid so far. Yes, episode 3 deserves criticism, but the rest of the season is light years better than the Acolyte. C'mon man lol
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
74547 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 11:47 am to
What’s your favorite scene?
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