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Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:47 am to Ted2010
"You wanna fight dickless?"
"Well I sure ain't gonna show you my dick!"
FTW
"Well I sure ain't gonna show you my dick!"
FTW
Posted on 12/12/15 at 1:51 am to SG_Geaux
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:10 am to Ted2010
"You can't handle the truth!"
"Go ahead, make my day."
"I'll be back."
"There's no crying in baseball."
"Go ahead, make my day."
"I'll be back."
"There's no crying in baseball."
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:11 am to PrideofTheSEC
If it were me, I'd bet it all. But that's me, MR. VEGAS!
Leave the gun, take the canoli.
Motherfricker, MOI?
...Which you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.
For TV --

Leave the gun, take the canoli.
Motherfricker, MOI?
...Which you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.
For TV --

This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 2:13 am
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:18 am to MMauler
"I'm about to get medieval on your arse, you hear me talking hillbilly boy?"
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:21 am to Ted2010
Yeah, well that's just like your opinion...man.


Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:27 am to Ted2010
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Shut that count mouth or I'll come over there and frickstart her head!
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Hey! I said get out of my house! That goes for cocksuckers and retards! Now get up off your asses'n go! Go on!
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I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your frickin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your frickin' head open again. 'Cause I'm frickin' stupid. I don't give a frick about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:30 am to Horsemeat
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Yeah, well that's just like your opinion...man.
Saw that movie again the other day.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:31 am to GRTiger
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli"
Posted on 12/12/15 at 2:49 am to Cali-to-Death Valley
"GIVE ME THE KEYS YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER frickER! AAAAHHH, AAAAHHH!"
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 2:50 am
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:02 am to Cali-to-Death Valley
It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it
Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. [begins pacing about the room] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord... [pulls out his gun and aims at Brett] ...when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it
Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. [begins pacing about the room] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord... [pulls out his gun and aims at Brett] ...when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:45 am to yankeeundercover
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"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'"
My favorite.
Build it and they will come.
"Get 'em? That's your plan? Get 'em?
Ghostbuster
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 7:06 am
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:16 am to Ted2010
"Farewell Aquarius, and we thank you." -Apollo 13
About every line in "Blazing Saddles".
About every line in "Blazing Saddles".
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