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re: Star Wars: TFA -Official Discussion Thread - Spoilers

Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:19 am to
Posted by ReturnoftheMuschamp
The Carolinas
Member since Dec 2015
217 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:19 am to
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It's all fricking reboots


Hollywood has been stealing/reusing ideas since its inception. Why is this just now such a big issue?

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Unasked for sequels.


Yeah because clearly no one asked for a Star Wars sequel which is exactly why it made over $500 million in a 72 hour period.

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Mutilated plots from comics.


So keep the story the same, and you complain. Change the story and you call it mutilated? Maybe you need to watch documentaries or take up knitting.

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They have absolutely shite all over decent writing because drooling simpletons will file into theaters to watch whatever dreck they put lit because a well known name is attached to it.


Name your 10 best movies from the last 10 years.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134602 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:24 am to
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Why is this just now such a big issue?


Because it's getting worse and worse

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Yeah because clearly no one asked for a Star Wars sequel


I'm not talking about Star Wars you fricking dolt.

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So keep the story the same, and you complain. Change the story and you call it mutilated?


No. You tell a damn story. You tell it well. You don't tell the same fricking story with Pallete swaps and terrible casting and call it brilliant.

And when you have decent source material you don't gut it of all nuance to sell fricking action figures and boost panel reviews.

If you do, you're a fricking hack
This post was edited on 12/22/15 at 2:31 am
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104024 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 7:28 am to
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2) Was Captain Phasma just a red herring? The expectation was that she would be this trilogy's Boba Fett. Seems like a fairly pointless character.


One thing I was disappointed in was the lack of screen time for Captain Phasma... but she is already signed on for Episode VIII, so she must have escaped the trash compactor and made it off the planet in time.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
35911 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 8:12 am to
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She did not know how to use a blaster (Obi would approve),


Don't call him that. Don't ever fricking call him that. His first name is Obi Wan.
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 8:16 am to
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. Dafuq does Rey belong to. Kylo is a Solo/Skywalker, where did Rey come from? This will be interesting to find out and please do not be Luke's daughter.
My thoughts exactly. That would be boring.
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16945 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 8:22 am to
Well, the entire saga is about the Skywalkers. She's the main character moving forward so....
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25805 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 8:22 am to
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His first name is Obi Wan.


Well technically it is Obi-Wan, you made Wan his middle name .

Annie approves the use of Obi for cute internet messages.
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 8:29 am to
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NOSTRODAMUS
I know everything is extremely predictable for you but I'm still capable of being surprised. I want a plot twist. Not the obvious Rey is Luke's daughter. Vader is Luke's dad (spoiler, sorry) was such a shocker in the original trilogy that I'm just hoping for something similar in VIII.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40487 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 8:47 am to
Saw it last night. First of all, IMAX is king.

I was pretty pleased with the movie overall and was pretty intrigued from the get go.

-Some of the visuals were just incredible, especially the Destroyer in the desert.
-I thought Han and Chewie were spectacular as always.
-I didn't think Fin is a good actor at all
-As soon as Kylo took off his mask, I immediately assumed he was a soft bitch the rest of the movie
-The quickly acquired force by Rey was kind of ridiculous but I'll just assume the force is very powerful
-I was legit laughing when they blew up the new death star as easy as they did.
-Han talking to his son on the bridge was cheesy as hell, but we all knew he was going to die, so doing it quickly isntead of dragging out a big long fight was fine with me
This post was edited on 12/22/15 at 8:49 am
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 8:59 am to
8/10, at best ... agree with the article claiming the movie is simply a redo of the original, along with all the plot holes ... it's just another movie chain now ...
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:21 am to
I'm so glad I'm not a miserable bastard who can't enjoy a good Star Wars movie.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52274 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:22 am to
Check out Craig's stormtrooper number

Posted by Ry_garou
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2014
611 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:35 am to
So day 5 and the quiz bowl team is still hard at work defending their stance on the movie they dislike so much. Hilarious, and quite pathetic. Don't most educated, sane individuals who dislike a movie do everything they can to start forgetting it?

This is a sci-fi FANTASY movie meant to entertain multiple generations. Please let that sink it clowns. Everything is not going to be explained (thankfully) and there will be some cheese added in to please the younger generations and draw them in. For what this movie is trying to be, it was done very well.

What pisses me off about you tools isn't that you continue to troll, it is that you have gone out of your way to slam the writers, director, cast, crew, and fans for liking something that you self inflated arse hats don't. And to tell us we are not as enlightened and superior as you to understand why the movie is bad because we are "blinded by nostalgia," "not as smart as you," or "are drooling simpletons" says everything about you that anyone needs to know.

Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:40 am to
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I'm so glad I'm not a miserable bastard who can't enjoy a good Star Wars movie.

This is the main thing I've taken away from all of this discussion. I'm just really happy I was able to enjoy this Star Wars movie and not get hung up on nitpicky shite, racial issues, gender issues, etc.
Posted by Ry_garou
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2014
611 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:52 am to
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StrongBackWeakMind


I could not agree more. Some of the shite brought up to pick this movie apart is flat out hilarious. The two main characters go through a life changing experience (in a fantasy movie no less) yet some people want to project a Disney agenda.

Anyway, I'm with you, I chose to enjoy this and won't let the superior beings bring me down.
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19453 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:54 am to
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it's just another movie chain now ...


Now?

It became that the second Phantom Menace was released.

Who cares anyway?

People act like this somehow diminishes the impact of the original which is complete and utter bullshite.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65314 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:17 am to
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and there will be some cheese added in to please the younger generations and draw them in
So, cheesy shite is appealing to young people? That doesn't make any sense. It's just cheesy shite. It's what you do when you suck at writing.
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What pisses me off about you tools isn't that you continue to troll, it is that you have gone out of your way to slam the writers, director, cast, crew, and fans for liking something that you self inflated arse hats don't. And to tell us we are not as enlightened and superior as you to understand why the movie is bad because we are "blinded by nostalgia," "not as smart as you," or "are drooling simpletons" says everything about you that anyone needs to know.
So much butthurtred.
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19453 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:25 am to
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So, cheesy shite is appealing to young people? That doesn't make any sense. It's just cheesy shite. It's what you do when you suck at writing.


When was the last time you watched the OT dude?

There is a frick TON of cheesy arse dog shite writing in those.

Give me a break. You act like its frickin shakespeare.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65314 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:30 am to
SW has some great dialog.

This is just SJWars: The Force is Triggered
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19453 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:43 am to
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SW has some great dialog.


And some really shitty dialogue to go along with it.
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