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re: Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi Discussion Thread ***SPOILERS***

Posted on 1/19/18 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by Walking the Earth
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 2:40 pm to
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guess I could’ve used them in place of the Praetorian guards but then it would feel like wasting them because all those guards had to die.


As opposed to what I assume is the current plan for The Knights of Ren to kill everybody else and win at the end.

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And if Kylo had some kind of connection to them it would’ve added a complication


Because there's no value in showing he's so far gone that he won't think twice about killing his own crew to further his ends.

Jesus, this is getting so bad that I fully expect to find out that some middle aged black lady actually wrote Looper and some studio head Milli Vanilli'd Johnson's name on it.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Bmath
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:02 pm to
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You get everyone invested and liking the new republic and then you bring down the theater when Starkiller Base wipes that entire system out.

Instead, we never even saw much less cared about that place and it was a tiny explosion in the sky and then the movie moved on and never talked about it again.


It’s no different than when the Death Star destroyed Alderaan in ANH.
Posted by lsufan112001
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:23 pm to
Finally saw TLJ
What a piece of shite
I’m not even gonna try to explain why it sucked, it’s already been done on here
This post was edited on 1/22/18 at 1:06 pm
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:06 pm to
Things I'd like to see in 9. Jump ahead five years with a small group of Jedi that Rey trained, Rey with a double bladed saber with both of Luke's crystals, Kylo Ren sporting a goatee like Adam Driver in real life, and Force Ghost Anakin appearing to Kylo, re-establish the New Republican on Coruscant, have Lando answer a distress call.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 6:08 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:36 pm to
So apparently Edgar Wright has a cameo in TLJ: LINK



I just really hope Netflix or Amazon buys out the Avatar franchise and then allows Wright to make a Lord of the Rings shot trilogy of it. Him or Brad Bird. That’s what the sequel trilogy should have been, but they fricked it all up.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 6:46 pm
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:56 pm to
I'd take a Kevin Smith Star Wars movie before another Rian Johnson movie.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:02 pm to
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I'd take a Kevin Smith Star Wars movie before another Rian Johnson movie.


No question. I think Kevin Smith at least understands and loves Star Wars. Rian Johnson shot a hate letter to it.
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:04 pm to
When I first read spoilers that Luke was only a cameo in TFA, I'd figure fans would react similar to how they are with TLJ. When I read spoilers for TLJ, I thought it sounded absurd but went in with an open mind. Outside of the force projection, every thing else I worried about was justified.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:04 pm to
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Rey with a double bladed saber with both of Luke's crystals


:teamamericapuke.gif:
Posted by Scoob
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:24 pm to
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You get everyone invested and liking the new republic and then you bring down the theater when Starkiller Base wipes that entire system out.

Instead, we never even saw much less cared about that place and it was a tiny explosion in the sky and then the movie moved on and never talked about it again.


It’s no different than when the Death Star destroyed Alderaan in ANH.

Nope.

Star Wars was a visual milestone, most/all SF movies and shows until then didn't look nearly as good or realistic. Star Trek original series and Space 1999 might have been among the best until then.

The planet-killing concept really hadn't been done onscreen that much. Mostly, it was about invading and conquering, not complete destruction. Whenever that level of power WAS depicted, it was from a faceless alien force, not humans.

In SW universe, the Empire was all. Alderaan was part of the Empire. Remember, Luke wanted to submit his application to the Academy; if Uncle Owen hadn't been a hardass, Luke would have been flying Tie Fighters by then.
The Republic had been mentioned as ruling, and had been supplanted by a militaristic Nazi government.
Also in Star Wars, a big deal was made that this had never happened, and it was imperative that this must be stopped. Like if the US had eventually become Nazi, and decided to nuke Virginia without reason, just for effect.

Vader and later the Emperor advanced the Dark Side of the Force concept, but at the time, the true enemy was the unchecked and massive military might of the Imperial Fleet and their willingness to "push the button" on its' own citizens.

Doing it AGAIN in TFA is just rinse-and-repeat, not a new and previously unseen event. And it was done by an outside faction, not by a dictatorship against it's own hapless people, so it loses that angle. TFA is more like the German blitzkrieg against Czechoslovakia; blast the leadership and take over the territory.
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:45 pm to
I saw it last night. What a sack of crap.
Posted by LSUfan389
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 3:27 pm to
It’s not as bad as this board makes it out to be.
Posted by FreddieMac
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Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 3:43 pm to
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It’s not as bad as this board makes it out to be.


Actually, it is not as good as this board makes it out to be.
Posted by LSUfan389
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 3:48 pm to
The board doesn’t make it out to be good
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164161 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 5:30 pm to
I didn't like how it tried to be funny with lame jokes. It was like an Avengers movie with cheap childish humor. Movie writing is so weak these days.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 7:15 pm to
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It’s not as bad as this board makes it out to be.




It's worse. I've been way too easy on it.
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 12:35 am to
Leia and Han both were made generals in ROTJ. How did she not get a higher ranking after 30 years?
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 1/23/18 at 7:40 am to
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I didn't like how it tried to be funny with lame jokes. It was like an Avengers movie with cheap childish humor. Movie writing is so weak these days.



It’s like they actively went for jokes that felt out of place.
Posted by Scoob
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:36 am to
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I didn't like how it tried to be funny with lame jokes. It was like an Avengers movie with cheap childish humor. Movie writing is so weak these days.


It’s like they actively went for jokes that felt out of place.


Looking back on the OT (the theatrical versions, at least), there's little joking or silliness.

You do have the Abbott and Costello banter between the droids, but that worked because we never actually hear R2D2, it's always interpreted.

You have the Han-chasing-the-stormtroopers scene, but with the original version that is easily explained away... there was only about a dozen or so troopers, basically normal dudes responding to "trouble in the detention block" by causes unknown, having no idea how many assailants might be invading their base. Han reacts instinctively and on adrenaline yelling and shooting, and those troopers think they've run into a bigger group.
The troopers turn a corner to find they're trapped... see it's one dude... oh, that's his arse now.
Remember, there was a little casual chatter between the 2 troopers guarding the tractor beam that Obi Wan disabled. That was a small bit, but they were talking about a new speeder or something, a similar concept to Luke's earlier remarks about how he couldn't get more money for his speeder because a new model was out. Things like that made the troopers seem like normal grunts.

Don't think there were any other laughs in the original movie (Ep 4). Maybe things that visually provoked a laugh, like the way the Jawas looked and moved.

I have never understood the need to force comedy in "for the kids". I was 8 when I saw Star Wars in the theater in 1977, and the exciting adventure of it all was enough to completely capture my attention and imagination. In fact, the fact that it was played straight instead of funny made it MORE powerful to me; I took it seriously. You don't catch bad acting when you're little, you're caught up in the adventure.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:42 am to
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have never understood the need to force comedy in "for the kids".


The used to just make movies. And whole families could go see them. If you're a kid you only notice the kid parts. And if an adult joke happened to land with one of the kids, the parents just explained it and everyone went on with their lives.

Then this generation of perpetually offended fascists showed up and they argue and advocate for laws and procedures in place to protect their children from things that were never harming them in the first place, because God forbid they actually gave to parent of talk to their own children. For example, if you watch alot of old school Disney movies or even kids cartoons from 30 years ago you catch all kind of adult themed jokes you never noticed as a kid.

I can sit down right now and watch old Disney or Looney Tunes, because while they were made with kids in mind, they were quality products for the whole family.

Kids programming and movies nowadays for the most part are unwatchable garbage.
This post was edited on 1/23/18 at 10:44 am
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