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re: So maybe I'm missing some piece in the DC Universe, but how can Batman beat
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:42 pm to Navytiger74
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:42 pm to Navytiger74
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Where did Bruce get the Kryptonite, though.
Where does anyone get Kryptonite?
From Krypton, duh.
Holy shite, you're stupid.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:43 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
quote:Krypton was destroyed by the Mormons dumbass.
From Krypton, duh. Holy shite, you're stupid.
Lol Jokes on you.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:50 pm to Navytiger74
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Krypton was destroyed by the Mormons dumbass.
Lol Jokes on you.
It asploded, and now there are chunks of it flying all over space.
Probably easier to get a chunk now, than when it was just one big chunk.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:53 pm to Breesus
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1 word. Dossiers.
This. Batman is literally invincible.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:58 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
quote:Well shite you got this. When you right you right.
Probably easier to get a chunk now, than when it was just one big chunk.

Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:18 pm to Navytiger74
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Well shite you got this. When you right you right.
Obviously, I was fricking with you.
Batman could never beat superman, but the comic book nerds like Batman more, so they'll argue the frick out of it.
I'm still looking forward to the movie, though. It appears Batman and superman duke it out for a bit, but in the end Wonder Woman shows up, and is hot as frick, so they find a common interest, and DP her.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:26 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
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Batman could never beat superman, but the comic book nerds like Batman more, so they'll argue the frick out of it.
Do you even dossier, lead, and kryptonite, bro?
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:26 pm to Freauxzen
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Do you even dossier?
Bro don't even dossier.

Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:28 pm to Bamatab
Perfect back to back timing 

Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:35 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
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Obviously, I was fricking with you.
I think it was obviously all in jest, breh.

Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:52 pm to cajunangelle
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meber SNL and the gay Presidents?
No. I remember X-Presidents. You sure do like to watch a lot of gay stuff.
As far as the op: The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller. Brush up on it. You're welcome.
Posted on 12/3/15 at 11:19 pm to Navytiger74
I'm just loling at this thread and how this is such a poliboard take on the greatest superhero of all time.
Well done.

Well done.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 3:24 am to Brosef Stalin
Not invincible to Father Time bro
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:01 am to Navytiger74
It depends on the writer, Batman is usually given the upper hand because he's willing to cross certain lines.
It's implied that along with Batman's paranoia, Superman also trusts him with crossing the lines to stop his going rogue.
So we get things like Batman putting on a kryptonite ring to punch Superman as a distraction while Catwoman throws Lois Lane from a building.
I guess the "knightmare" sequence is the closest we'll ever get to a live action Red Son.
And Batman's fluffy hat.
It's implied that along with Batman's paranoia, Superman also trusts him with crossing the lines to stop his going rogue.
So we get things like Batman putting on a kryptonite ring to punch Superman as a distraction while Catwoman throws Lois Lane from a building.

I guess the "knightmare" sequence is the closest we'll ever get to a live action Red Son.
And Batman's fluffy hat.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:28 am to ZappBrannigan
I don't understand why Batman needs to be fighting Superman.
and as Superman said in the trailer "If i wanted you dead, you'd be dead already" and that's the truth.
and as Superman said in the trailer "If i wanted you dead, you'd be dead already" and that's the truth.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:34 am to TeddyPadillac
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don't understand why Batman needs to be fighting Superman.
Because Goku, true savior of earth, isn't there yet
Posted on 12/4/15 at 8:15 am to Navytiger74
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Why can't we all get along?
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