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Quotable Movies- Big Trouble in Little China

Posted on 5/29/23 at 10:16 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64023 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 10:16 pm
On phone with insurance company:

"I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I don't wanna hear "Act of God""
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64023 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 10:21 pm to
Jack: What's that say?

Wang: Hell of Boiling Oil

Jack: Really?

Wang: No, it says Keep Out.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33957 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 10:39 pm to
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, wait longer
Posted by contraryman
Earth
Member since Dec 2007
1775 posts
Posted on 5/29/23 at 10:43 pm to
Son of a bitch must pay!
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9204 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 6:58 am to
It’s probably old news here but when I read the head cannon that Jack is the side kick, not the hero, of the story but doesn’t know it the movie elevated to a higher level.

I love that concept! It really changes the viewer’s perspective.

It’s also rumored that it’s the sequel to Buckaroo Bonzai.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15994 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 7:42 am to
quote:

Buckaroo Bonzai


such a terrible movie......in all the right ways. top 10 fav of mine.

I use "It's all in the reflexes" all the time.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65988 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 10:08 am to
Jack Burton : What, I'm supposed to buy this shite? 2,000 years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doin' somethin' seriously wrong.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78086 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 10:52 am to
WHAT!!!!!!!???


WHAT WILL COME OUT NO MORE!?!?!?!?!??!?!




Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15511 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 11:10 am to
Paper?

Paper.

frick it.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64023 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 2:38 pm to
Lo Pan: Then Ching Dai will be happy and my curse will be lifted!

Jack Burton: And go off to rule the universe from beyond the grave.

Lo Pan: Indeed!

Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first huh?
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
4671 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 3:05 pm to
I feel kinda invincible
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
1922 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9204 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 3:21 pm to
Sit tight, hold the fort, keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn...call the president.

Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10878 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 7:56 pm to
No, you know what ol jack burton says at a time like this?

Who?

JACK BURTON, ME!
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1225 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 8:34 pm to
“Cmon Jack, I just a poorly Chinese boy!”
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41130 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine? Because I can't concentrate when you do that.


Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64023 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 10:29 pm to
Egg Shen : Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.

Jack Burton : Real things?

Egg Shen : As real as Lo Pan!

Jack Burton : Hey, what more can a guy ask for?

Egg Shen : Oh, the six-demon bag!

Jack Burton : Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?

Egg Shen : Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63329 posts
Posted on 5/30/23 at 10:47 pm to
Great movie that still hasn't gotten its complete due.
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