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Purple Hearts (2022) was a really crappy movie.

Posted on 7/15/26 at 10:59 am
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58614 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 10:59 am
No use of the F word. Pitiful. Made it less realistic.
No one going to the bathroom while talking to someone else.
No male arse shots.
No graphic sex scenes.
Despite it being a war movie, no blood, no gore.

Really sucked.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157084 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:52 pm to
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No one going to the bathroom while talking to someone else.
No male arse shots.
No graphic sex scenes.

Wait, what?


You are far and away the worst thread starter on TD. But even this one has me confused as frick.

So I am clear, you are mad that you didn't get graphic sex scenes and male arse shots in this movie?
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36351 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 4:13 pm to
You're the first person I've seen refer to Purple Hearts as a war movie.

quote:

No graphic sex scenes.


I am with you there though. Sofia Carson is a stunner.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58614 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 5:54 pm to
Sarcasm. Making fun of HBO
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157084 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 7:12 pm to
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Sarcasm. Making fun of HBO

Well I wondered that. But some of it sounds like legit criticism.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23466 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 9:40 am to
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Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
9248 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:11 am to
as soon as i saw some screen shots from that movie with the dude's eight point two sizes too big and pulled down to his ears and his absurdly long hair, i knew it was not watchable for me.
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
8725 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 11:47 am to
SPOILER ALERT

The whole premise of the movie is stupid and untrue. He is facing a Courts Martial, and does actual Brig time, because he LEGALLY MARRIED a woman so she could get medical benefits and he could get a housing bonus. No branch of the service, especially the Marines gives two shits why you LEGALLY GOT MARRIED!
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58614 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:21 pm to
I thought he was Army.
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1737 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:48 pm to

There is only one Purple Hearts
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