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re: Poll: GOONIES or the Sandlot?
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:12 am to Towelie
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:12 am to Towelie
quote:
"OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. "
I bet not even Mouth can "quote" that part.
And that's really the only one I've ever heard people quote (or attempt).
Maybe I just run in corcles of people that like Sandlot.
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Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:13 am to iwyLSUiwy
[the Sandlot Kids and their arch-rivals come face-to-face]
Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?
Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.
Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!
Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?
Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.
Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:15 am to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
I use this one all the time. Works well in any argument.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:19 am to Mouth
Goonies by far...as soon as you hear that music for the chase scene, it's on. Great movie.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 10:23 am to CocomoLSU
quote:
Try not to take it so personally. I just thought it was funny. Cool? Sure. Funny? Kinda.
I'm actually not the type of person to ever take shite personally....especially on TD.
but I've seen your passion for SBTB and lots of movies on this board so I just figured you of all people could of appreciated my story...so yeah I got a little defensive when you laughed...it happens.
btw Mouth is derived from my HS soccer coach FWIW.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 11:06 am to Mouth
HEEEYY YOU GUUUUYS!!
Goonies.
Goonies.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 11:18 am to Mouth
quote:
I just figured you of all people could of appreciated my story...
I can appreciate shite while laughing.
<---- has skillz
quote:
so yeah I got a little defensive when you laughed...it happens.
Just stop being such a pussy and you'll be fine.
quote:
btw Mouth is derived from my HS soccer coach FWIW.
Well it certainly doesn't help your case in a Goonies thread.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 11:42 am to CocomoLSU
quote:
Just stop being such a pussy and you'll be fine.
to me it look like you forgot to add the
at the end to me Posted on 4/15/09 at 11:50 am to Mouth
Goonies by far. every time i say chocolate i impersonate sloth.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 11:55 am to titmouse
how did these not make the thread yet?
Posted on 4/15/09 at 1:06 pm to Acreboy
I've seen the Chunk gif but not the Sloth. Those 2 made a great due in the movie.
"your gonna come live with me now"
Posted on 4/15/09 at 2:11 pm to Mouth
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