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re: On rewatch, Jurassic World is not a good movie

Posted on 2/9/21 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 2/9/21 at 1:07 pm to
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They failed badly on that too. That isn’t how autism works
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 2/9/21 at 1:32 pm to
Trex fight was good, yeah
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 2/10/21 at 2:54 pm to
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And I find that I like JP3 a hell of a lot more than most people.


JP3 for me is like Attack of the Clones. I know I'm not supposed to like it, but I do.
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12027 posts
Posted on 2/10/21 at 10:35 pm to
JP has been terrible outside the first movie. Lost world wasn't very good, the cast just couldn't carry it and the story was stupid in comparison to the first.

It was at least entertaining until the TRex made it to America, then the series never recovered.

Jurassic world was an ADHD abomination not worthy of the jurassic name and it was everything wrong with current hollywood in a single movie.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 2/11/21 at 7:25 am to
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JP3 for me is like Attack of the Clones. I know I'm not supposed to like it, but I do.


The worst thing about JP3 was that it was too short. It was pretty damn entertaining outside of that.
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
21326 posts
Posted on 2/11/21 at 8:00 am to
I don’t have to rewatch it. You are absolutely right. I never really knew why I didn’t like Jurassic World. I guess because it was so mind numbingly bad I never wanted to think about it again. The one after that was one of the worst movies I have ever seen and I’m easy to please....I kinda like JP3...I don’t ask for much....but Jesus Christ these last two.
This post was edited on 2/11/21 at 8:02 am
Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
9775 posts
Posted on 2/11/21 at 9:19 am to
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It never was good. Like Star Trek (2009) it benefitted from a long time without a good entry in the series, so seeing CGI dinos was immediately satisfying. But the movie has no staying power


Star Trek 2009 was good. It wasn't very Star Trek, but almost none of the movies are.

Jurassic World is fine if you just turn off your brain. We are talking about a movie where they breed a dinosaur zoo via a lab, so it's not meant to stand up to close inspection.

Fallen Kingdom I would say is a piece of shite movie.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24103 posts
Posted on 2/11/21 at 9:29 am to
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stiletto wearing 440M gold medalist



Pretty obvious that she was a prostitute before working for the park.

Her skill at running in heels could only be achieved by a lady of the night.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24103 posts
Posted on 2/11/21 at 9:58 am to
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1. No one thinks to check the tracking device before going into the cage, something that no one in their right mind would ever do.


Compounded on that, even if they would go in before checking, why can't the redhead make the call from the observation area? Why is she speeding down the road making the call?
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