re: Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread

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everyone wants to go home jesus

I don't see how there aren't more comments from y'all about how psycho this episode made Ron look. fricker is nuts imo

I'm gonna catch up to the thread in a minute, but wanted to post my thoughts first.

I swear to God in Heaven, if this is not the last show that involves Sam and Ron bullshite, I may stop watching. Although at least last night was entertaining and train wreckier than usual.

Ronnie is nucking futs. Big time. My favorite part...well, there were several. When he leaves the house after freaking the frick out, and he's talking mad shite like "I got the smush room tonight....I'm bringing home three girls...etc." to Sam, and then as soon as they are at teh club and Sam dances with a dude, he starts bitching out and crying and cussing her out. What a fricking bitch you are, Ron.

Another favorite part was at the end when she was leaving, and Ron seemed shocked as to why. What a fricking idiot.

I was acutally glad to see Sam finally seem to realize how unhealthy that relationship is, and hopefully she stays gone for good and the relationship is doneso fareal this time. But I doubt it.

Sam is a fricking stupid, crazy bitch, but even she doesn't deserve the shite she got from psycho Ron. And her burp mid-conversation was awesome.

And say what you want about Sitch, but he's a good dude. Sure, I think that he mainly wants Sam and Ron broken up because deep down he still wants to make another run at Sam...but when push came to shove with Ron, he admitted his mistake (which wasn't a mistake IMO, since all he said was "whatever the note said...") and apologized. Also, EVERY SINGLE TIME Ron goes off the deep end, the first and only person there patting his back and calming him down is fricking Sitch. Dude may creep on chicks a lot, but he seems to be a good friend (unles he's creeping on his friends' chicks ).

He's also the one who stopped the fight the first time by getting Pauly and Vinny upstairs. And Sitch rocking the shades during the fight was hilarious.

Why did everyone go out to the same club? That's just stupid. My guess is that MTV has deals with the clubs for certain nights where the cast get in and drink for free and shite (on top of them getting paid). Not to mention that it creates more drama anyway.

Deena's tits were looking nice at one point. I think that's her main good feature is that she has huge tits.

Jwoww looked pretty good last night, and not as white trashy as normal, and I agree with someone who said that Tom must be sitting at home feeling like a punk with what he's seeing on TV right now. That outfit thing she put on looked good too...she's hot, if we could just figure out a way to replace her head/face with someone else's.

Yet again, not near enough Pauly D. I'm starting to think this season is filtering him out because of that new show he's supposed to be having. There has to be a reason MTV keeps the best/funniest dude on the show in the background all the time. Even though Pauly isn't creating drama, he still is there making comments, so all that shite should be aired. His "Cabs are here" line when Sam's cab rolled up was greatness.

Minimal Vinny last night.

Also, another note on Ron...that motherfricker always is saying that Sitch is a bitch and that he has girl code and whatnot, yet he is the one bitching out because Sam fricking DANCED with some dude for ten minutes in the club...right after he was talking all that shite. And I love how when they fight, he constantly turns everything around on Sam. What a manipulataive bitch Ron is. Other favorite parts were when she is about to leave, and he's like "What did I do..??? " That was awesome.

And Sitch nailed it with the "What about human code?" line. Ron was crossing lines that shouldn't be crossed. I know Sam sucks, but just walk away, dude. Sitch would never flip out on a chick like that.

Also, when they were fighting, Ron was like "You did that shite in front of me with me 25 feet away...at least in Miami I had enough respect for you to do it when you weren't there!"

Yeah, okay, Ron. At least now maybe we'll see more Sloppy Joe (if he doesn't fig out and go home).

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Ronnie is nucking futs.

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I'm sick of ron-ron. The I'm innocent shtick isn't working. He instigates this shite, bitches her out, cries, then they get back together. I would cut off my dick if I ever acted this way. He and sam always complain that they are in an unhealthy relationship, they fight like sworn enemies, break each others shite, dance on tables asking for the hot guys, etc. They both need to shut the frick up and move on. I have never in my life seen anyone (let alone both parties involved) in so much emotional pain, knowing the solution, and doing nothing about it.

Sorry for the rant, but I am sick of this shite.

havent read any posts except cokes

I agree 100% with everything. Sam and Ronni piss me off so much, I just want to scream EVERY TIME they have drama. It literally blows my mind. I really think that enjoy the fighting. I think yelling, screaming, crying, etc is like a high for them, I really do. There's no other way to explain it. I think Ron Ron has serious roid rage. Sam is just annoying as hell in general.

I really hope we see Vinny some more, dude is the chillest dude on tv. he just gets it when it comes to how to treat people right while also being a pimp

I still need to watch last night's episode. I recorded it on my DVR so I'll watch it later this afternoon.

We need to talk about Ron's dad's Stache.

I was thinking more like this guy without the aids and all.