re: Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread

when do we get the driveman's power rankings?

Sometime today. I say within the next 2 hours, best guess.

3 EPISODES have passed since the last installment of the driveman's jersey shore POWER rankings and shite has defnitely gone DOWN. POWER has definitely been a big theme it's time to get to get down to business



2nd EDITION of the driveman's 2011 JERSEY SHORE POWER RANKINGS







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8. SAMMIE

LT (LAST TIME): #4

well she's gone now brothers. i've never seen such a grating bitch in my life. she's the dominatrix of drama. and not the good kind. honestly, it's pathetic how sad she is. for the last two episodes she fights then follows RON around asking him to make it official, say it to my face, etc. i honestly think she gets WET everytime ron says "we're done, frick you, etc. she gets off on rons attention which was so transparent at the club and such a bitch move. she lookin FINE though

7. RON

LT: #5

ron ron was in RARE form last night. how can you blame the guy? dude finally woke up and realized he wasted 1 and a half seasons in miami/shore laying in bed, staring at the ceiling with a dumb, miserable count. "don't fall in love at the jersey shore" you got OWNED son.

yeah his bull in a china shop act crossed the line last night but i honestly believe what he said on the aftershow that he's never been in a relation ship like that, done things like that, etc. just shows how far a selfish bitch like sam drove him. i HOPE he has RESOLVE to salvage the season and finish on a strong note. YA BETTA THAN THIS RON

6. VINNY

LT: #8

he moved up a spot but i dont know how. dudes NEVER been a driveman favorite but he's gotten on my nerves a lot more recently. the next episode where he tries to play snicks should BE the breaking POINT. deep down the guy is such a little bitchboy and everybody knows it. the guy has gone from shy mommas boy to arrogant dickhead in the span of one season.

there was no better example then on the after show where he got asked some question and he blurts out "i've had better" or something like that and completely threw someone out of the bus. not pimpin brother. guys who can actually SLAY like sitch and pauley don't have to say that kind of stuff. it's understood but the VIN-man tries way too hard.

5. SNOOKIE

LT #7


i don't have much to say about snicks other than that she needs to get on GTL instead of D(rink)TL every once in a while or shes going to blow up bigger than she already is. please bring RYDER over more often



4. PAULY D

LT #2

this is the lowest pauly has fell in THE rankings to date. dude has been M-I-A since M-I-A. aside from the occasional one liner (CABS AR HEA' last night ) or off the cuff act (the automated answering machine on the duck phone was $$$$) he just doesn't get enough FACE time. maybe it's MTV or maybe its D himself. dude turns 31 in july, maybe he's getting burnt OUT???

did anyone catch how they tried to make pauly look like a bitch when RON was talking about how no one in the house stands UP to the situation??? it's true though. week by week pauly is turning more into a flyer version of vinny. dude was one of the head HONCHOS in season 1 but you gotta admit he's slippin.

3. DEENA

LT: #9

by FAR the biggest jump this season. i'm not even the biggest deena fan but when shes not trying to act like snookie she seems like she would be a pretty cool chick. getting paid to drink is the perfect job for her and she brings a lot of positive energy in the house. she also doubles as a great wingman for MVP but her infatuation with sitch is kinda pathetic. every guy group should have a deena

2. JWOWWW

LT: 1

like someone said earlier, the way shes been emasculating TOM since they brokeup has been surgical. last night just blew the lid off it like i'm sure she blew the lid off roger in the smush room (ROGER DAT). i also agree with whoever said she was looking a lot less trashy than usual. i think it's because she lost the rogue from xmen hair she was rocking....and they haven't showed her without makeup recently.

and the scene at the restaurant (?) that roger took her too was priceless. dude was feelin like THE BOSS in front of his boys.

1. THE SITUATION

LT: #3

back to his familiar PERCH atop the driveman's POWER rankings. if samm is the dominatrix of drama SITCH is the sultan of shite stirring. why didn't ron confront sitch WHEN he was running his mouth to sam? i know he wanted to hear what mike had to say but there's a POINT where its time to go power up. that was a MUCH bigger bitch move than sitch apologizing when he actually confronted him. SITCH is the head of the jersey shore household and the HEAD of the driveman's POWER rankings.

just got caught back up... damn that was an unhealthy relationship.. they will both be better off once they get some strange

Schools should just use this episode in place of the Affleck roid rage PSA.

Ron Ron put Affleck to shame with his latest performance

Finally watched last night's episode and holy shite. Ronnie must've had some INTENSE roid rage and why the hell was he trying to convince Sam not to leave after he threw her belongings off the balcony and crap?!?!/ He needs to be mentally evaluated.

While I agree that Sammy is whiny and annoying, what Ron did was downright disrespectful.

And I agree that it seems like Sam and Ron both feed off of negative energy. It's creepy actually.

And I hope Ronnie leaves too because everyone else in the house is fun to watch.

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Posted by rjone15
i agree with the rankings except for jwow being way too high

she hasnt really done anything

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maybe but the drivemans not putting deena at #2 and pauly doesn't deserve it either. REMEMBER to look at her whole body of WORK when evaluating. nobody more deserving IMO. the outfit from last night pretty much sealed THAT deal

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REMEMBER to look at her whole body of WORK when evaluating.

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i am, and what has she done?

her slutty outfits are great, but that shouldnt bump her up in the rankings

they played a clip on the fricking after show of Mike avoiding a fat stalker by giving stiff arms and swim moves. How the frick is that not better than 45 minutes of going see jwoww let her dogs out to shite, 15 hours of sammi lying in bed yelling at Ron, 3 hours of snook and deena trying to be cool and hot on the boardwalk etc?